Why Don't You Start and I'll Go Out for a Cigarette Break

Student #1: There are an infinite number of answers?!
AP calc teacher: Yeah, there are.
Student #2: Do you want us to write them all down?

High School
Boiceville, New York

Overheard by: Toasted

Posted on August 13, 2015
Education, New York, Questions, Students, Stupidity, Teachers

You’ll Understand Why Santa’s Fighting Him

Economics professor, suddenly, in a creepy voice: Noooo you may not! Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills! [Continuing in normal voice.] No? Anybody? No? Shame on you all! Just wait a few more years and you’ll get what I’m talking about and you will be so pleased.

Tufts University
Massachusetts

Overheard by: Adrian

Posted on August 12, 2015
Advice, Age and ageing, Colleges & Universities, Massachusetts, Pop culture, Questions, Teachers, Weirdness

Always the Elephant in Any Room in a High School

Math teacher: Why is there a baby in the classroom?

Chino, California

Posted on August 12, 2015
California, Default, Kids, Questions, Teachers, Weirdness

I Don't Think You See What I'm Saying.

Philosophy teacher: Nowadays we see faith as blind belief. Is that fair to say?
Blind student: No.
Philosophy teacher: Right, why?
Blind student: I never believe anything blindly.

Santa Ana College
California

Overheard by: Frankie1way

Posted on August 10, 2015
California, Colleges & Universities, Disabled, Education, Health & Hygiene, Philosophy, Religion, Students, Teachers, Weirdness

Just Sign Here and Initial Here

Kindergarten teacher: Hey, what are you doing?
Little girl: Nothing, but I can repair it if you want me to!

Kindergarten
Norway

Posted on August 10, 2015
Default, Europe, Girls, Kids, Offers and requests, Questions, Teachers

…Boobies Don't Make You Gag??

Gay professor: He's saying, “I like men and women,” and I'm like, “Ew!”

Godfrey, Illinois

Overheard by: M

Posted on August 8, 2015
Illinois, Queers, Sexuality, Teachers, Weirdness

If Rappers Had Existed in the 16th Century

Philosophy professor: A crisp cravat always gets me hot.

Wesleyan University
Bloomington, Illinois

Overheard by: ..Really?

Posted on August 8, 2015
Clothes, Colleges & Universities, Illinois, Sexuality, Teachers, Weirdness

I Am So Sick of Blowing Middle-Aged Poindexters

Sorority girl, crying: I’ve been working so hard, and I don’t feel like I’m being rewarded for it.
Professor: What? What do you mean?
Sorority girl, still crying: I mean, if I work so hard, I’ll just die if I don’t get an A.
Professor, irritated: Well, it’s only four weeks into the semester. Why are you worried about your grade now? I don’t guarantee any grades! [Professor leaves.]Sorority girl, to friend: Damn. I should have saved the tears until at least midterm. Now I’ll actually have to do the work. Damn.

University of Nevada, Las Vegas
Nevada

Posted on August 5, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Girls, Idiots, Lies, Nevada, Stupidity, Teachers

…When Everyone Knows the Point Of Sex Is to Tone One's Abs.

Anthropology teacher: That's just like saying the point of sex is to have an orgasm. If that were the case you could do it yourself! There's no need to involve another person!

University of Delaware

Overheard by: Terrance Williams

Posted on August 5, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Delaware, Masturbation, Orgasm, Sex, Teachers

…It's How Study You Are

History teacher: The thing about school is, it's not how hard you smart.

Eugene, Oregon

Overheard by: nyssa

Posted on August 5, 2015
Advice, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Oregon, Teachers, Words

Teachers