Male student to girlfriend: Your body is uneven!
George Mason University
Fairfax County, Virginia
Male student to girlfriend: Your body is uneven!
George Mason University
Fairfax County, Virginia
Teen girl #1: I have pomegranate green tea at home.
Teen girl #2: Oh my god! Just think of the antioxidants!
Charlottesville, Virginia
Overheard by: local woman
Professor: I can assume people don't walk on their hands, but some people might do it to fool me, because I have a robot.
George Mason University
Fairfax County, Virginia
Overheard by: NoRobot
Redhead: You seriously don’t know where Bruce Willis was born?
Brunette: No.
Redhead: I can tell you where half the actors I’m in love with were born.
Brunette: Honey, I can’t even tell you where half the men I’ve slept with were born.
Redhead: That’s true.
Brunette: Hell, I’m lucky if I remember their last names.
Fredericksburg, Virginia
Blonde, busty college student, to professor: I don't have to take this! I can get a job at Hooters!
Virginia
Overheard by: Sweenan A. Mornstuy
Overweight mom, walking away from grave, to young sons: If you don't start behaving, you are going to be buried here.
Arlington National Cemetery
Arlington, Virginia
Student in English class: Does anyone know the difference between romantic poems with a capital R and lowercase r?
Reston, Virginia
Little girl, about passerby wearing turban: Look, Mommy — it’s Aladdin.
Target
Virginia
Overheard by: Makes me want to have kids!
Teacher (about poetry assignment): Some of you did a good job and wrote some wonderful things. Some of you just did the assignment. Some of you haven’t even turned it in. Those people are going to hell.
TJHSST
Alexandria, Virginia
