Virginity

Frat boy: They called me “the virgin detector.”

Washington, DC

Exasperated little boy to mother: No, it's not a version, it's a virgin, with a “g”!

Redlands, California

Girl to group: You guys! Everyone who has not had this fetus in their rectum is still a virgin!

Sarah Lawrence College
Bronxville, New York

20-something gal: Can you believe September 11th was eight years ago?
20-something guy: Really? That long? Yeah, I guess it's true.
20-something gal: A lot's changed since then. We've both lost our virginity.

Manhattan, New York

Overheard by: Will S.

Chick to makeup artist: I want you to make me look like someone who just lost their virginity.

MAC Store
Toronto
Canadia

Ditzy girl: I was so scared! Like, really, really scared. I was like: “please be a virgin, please be a virgin!”

Eugene, Oregon

Drunk old guy (supported by another): 61 years of celibacy!

Pirate's Alley
New Orleans, Louisiana

Overheard by: Sara

American backpacker girl, about her new hostel boyfriend: So, as of this afternoon, he’s one step closer to not being a virgin.
Dutch girl, shocked: What about your period?!
American friend, walking up: Don’t worry. Just do it. He won’t even know what’s going on anyways.

Loki Hostel
La Paz
Bolivia

Guy #1: It doesn’t matter if you can pee longer than I can, because I can still drink more than you, so I win overall.
Guy #2: No, peeing longer means I can have sex longer than you.
Guy #1: … Dude, you’re a virgin.

Restroom, Boston University
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: What the…