I Know It’s True –I Heard It from a Christian Rapper

Teacher: So when you have sex with someone who isn’t a virgin, your spirit is having sex with the spirits of everyone that person had sex with.

Religion Classroom
El Paso, Texas

Posted on January 25, 2016
Education, Religion, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sex, Teachers, Texas, Virginity, Weirdness

And the Passengers Know a Lot More About Star Trek

Friend #1: He actually has had sex before.
Friend #2: What! I thought he was on the V-boat with me!
Friend #1: The V-boat?
Friend #2: It's like a U-boat, but sadder.

Montreal
Canadia

Overheard by: Not on the boat

Posted on October 4, 2015
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Friends, Gossip, Sex, Virginity, Words

Well, Yes, and by 'Yes' I Mean 'No.'

Girl: If Mary was a virgin, wouldn't Jesus have had to kick through the placenta to be born?

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: Can't stop thinking about that now at Christmas

Posted on July 30, 2015
Birthing, Body parts, Canadia, Girls, Jesus, Questions, Stupidity, Virginity

What's That All Over the Seat?

Pink-haired teen: You've never been on the bus before? Oh my god, we totally stole your bus virginity!

http://weirdosofwinnipeg.blogspot.com/2007/04/does-that-make-you-busslut.html

Overheard by: 66

Posted on June 15, 2015
Default, Public transportation, Questions, Teens, Virginity, Weirdos of Winnipeg

The Ass Is Always Greener on the Other Side

Queer: You're a virgin!?
Girl: Yeah.
Queer: How do you sleep at night?
Girl: I really don't, I stay up all night dreaming about sex and pleasuring myself.
Queer: I want to be a virgin too!

San Diego, California

Posted on June 3, 2015
California, Default, Girls, Queers, Questions, Stupidity, Virginity, Wishes

Yet I Notice You're Not Moving.

Asian girl in bright coat: Oh my fucking god, I think I just lost my virginity.
Blonde girl: Wait, how does that even work?
Asian girl in bright coat: The end of the teeter-totter seat is like totally up my ass, and it's like penetrating.
Blonde girl: Oh.

Calgary
Canadia

Overheard by: Shawn

Posted on November 15, 2014
Asians, Ass, Canadia, Games, Girls, Sensory experiences, Virginity

Except with a 10-Foot Pole

Horny girl: I’m scared! I don’t want to get turned on by a tampon! I don’t want to lose my virginity to a tampon… It’s just, like, vagina creeps me out so bad, like, I look for excuses not to touch it.
Friend: Yeah, vagina is gross. I avoid touching it.

Stauffer Library, Queen’s University
Kingston, Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: andrea

Posted on October 5, 2014
Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Sorority types, Vagina, Virginity

I’m Kind of Surprised You Still Are

Girl on cell: Well, if you keep blacking out, you won’t be a virgin anymore.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/10/long-overdue-update-part-1.html/

Overheard by: Brian

Posted on November 14, 2013
Drinking & drunks, New York, North America, On the phone, Overheard at Cornell, Sex, Students, USA, Virginity

…So, Logically, We Should Fuck Their Assholes.

Guy to another: You know we're dating the nicest girls in the world, right? And we took their virginities! So you know that if we break up with them we're gonna be the assholes. We're fucked.

Jersey City, New Jersey

Posted on March 20, 2011
Guys, New Jersey, Relationships, Sexuality, Virginity

But That Still Doesn't Excuse All the Stains.

Girl on porch: That's the kind of car you lose your virginity in!

Burlington, Vermont

Posted on January 28, 2010
Girls, Sex, Vermont, Virginity

Virginity