Weirdness

Tall woman on cell: It's not like I wanted to do it either, but sometimes you just have to grab her, spread her legs, and shove the tampon in there. I mean it's part of the job after all.

Dayton, Ohio

Overheard by: I hope she gets hazard pay!

Female salesperson: I keep all my secrets in my Furby!

Toy Store
Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: i keep mine in tupperware

Woman to four-year-old daughter: Do not touch anything. Do you know what will happen if you touch something?
Little girl: You'll smack me in the face!

Liquor Store
New Jersey

Bus-riding teen #1: Fully grown adult males are, like, five inches! I'm telling you!
Bus-riding teen #2: No way! Tom is, like, ten inches when it's hard and, like, eight when it's soft!
Bus-riding teen #1: Do you want me to get my dad and check?

Toronto
Canadia

Student to friend: So I said, “Dude! You're the one inside the metal box!”

Harvard University Campus
Cambridge, Massachusetts

Overheard by: CT girl

College girl: I'm so ready for my first homoerotic experience!

New Paltz, New York

Mother to small child: So Paul just has to prove he's a woman now. So that should be fine.

Restaurant
London
England

Overheard by: sneaking a peek

Drunk guy walking past mirror: Man, sometimes I see myself, and I make myself horny.

Hanover College
Hanover, Indiana

Overheard by: Whitney

20-something woman to friends: He was putting sunscreen on his dick and got a boner!

Plutos Restaurant
Palo Alto, California

Girl on phone: No, no, he's not bad news; he's just really tall.

Boulder, Colorado