As Seen in Two Girls, One Cut

Male suit: Did you know that the most common cosmetic surgery these days is vaginal rejuvenation?
Female suit: “Vaginal rejuvenation,” that's a mouthful.

Starbucks
New York

Overheard by: Caged Monkey

Posted on May 1, 2009
Default, Girls, Guys, New York, Questions, Restaurants, Suits, Vagina, Words

Sidesaddle, If She Liked

Young suit #1: I'd totally ride her.
Young suit #2: Her!?
Young suit #1: Yeah, what's up with her? She's very pleasant-looking.
Young suit #2: My point exactly. You don't “totally ride” (makes air quotes) someone who's pleasant-looking.
(pause)
Young suit #1: Fair enough. (pause) Okay then, I'd totally let her ride me.
Young suit #2: Yeah, me too.

Subway Sandwich Shop
Glasgow
Scotland

Posted on April 30, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Public transportation, Questions, Scotland, Suits, Words

“Gingivitis” Is Nothing You Want to Hear from Your Dentist

Woman to friend: And then he said the “g” word, which I never thought he'd say…

Footpath
Australia

Overheard by: Genophobia?

Posted on April 29, 2009
Australia, Compare and contrast, Default, Weirdness, Women, Words

…Have You Seen the Al Gore Warming Plate?

College guy: So, speaking of Hillary Clinton and nutcrackers…

Anchorage, Alaska

Posted on April 23, 2009
Alaska, Default, Guys, Names, Politics, Students, Words

Don't Stop 'til After Your Story's Climax

AP English teacher: Now, remember kids, what do I always say you all should do?
Student: Procreate?
AP English teacher: No! Well, eh…I do say that too, but I meant “proofread!”

Northport, Long Island
New York

Posted on April 23, 2009
Advice, Default, Kids, New York, Questions, Teachers, Words

The Male Equivalent Of a Douche Chill?

Teen girl, yelling at computer screen: Oh, you willy shiver!

Totara Park
New Zealand

Overheard by: Schmitty

Posted on April 20, 2009
Default, Girls, New Zealand, Technology, Teens, Weirdness, Words

A Small But Important Distinction.

Daughter, about cousin: Does he want to give me a ride?
Dad: No, he wants you to ride him.

North Canton, Ohio

Posted on April 17, 2009
Dads, Default, Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Ohio, Questions, Words

While the Dean Is Out Of Town on His Grinding and Shimmying Tour

Undergrad student: Where are the nursing faculty?
University secretary: Pumping.

College
Missouri

Overheard by: rami

Posted on April 17, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Employees, Missouri, Offers and requests, Questions, Students, Weirdness, Words

And Playing with Myself a Little

Pilot, during severely delayed flight: This is your pilot speaking, no word from air traffic control, but I just wanted to let you know…that I'm thinking of all of you.

Runway
Miami International Airport, Florida

Overheard by: Chelsea

Posted on April 12, 2009
Airports & flights, Compare and contrast, Default, Florida, Offers and requests, Pilots, Public transportation, Weirdness, Words

And Then People Will Comprehendify You.

Husband: Yeah, I think that's because of the…the…
Wife: The what? Spit it out!
Husband: I know, I've been having so much trouble lately coming up with the appropriate word for what I'm trying to say.
Wife: Yeah, that's your problem. You just need to be able to think of what you need to say in advance so you can articulize it.

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: King Dubby

Posted on April 11, 2009
Canadia, Couples, Default, Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Questions, Words

Words

The Male Equivalent Of a Douche Chill?