Like Amniotic Fluid, Cigarette Smoke, and Misspent Youth.

Girl: Everything I touch smells like Britney Spears, but in a bad way.

Illinois

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on July 15, 2015
About celebrities, Compare and contrast, Girls, Illinois, Sensory experiences

So You'd Just Have to Be Careful About Static Shock

Pretty girl: So, do you like anyone right now?
Serious guy: Eva Mendes, but she lives far away.
Pretty girl: She's hairy.
Serious guy: Yeah, I kinda noticed that.
Pretty girl (in acknowledgment): Yeah.
Serious guy (in agreement): Yeah.

El Paso, Texas

Posted on July 11, 2015
About celebrities, Default, Girls, Guys, Hair, Questions, Texas

That's Only 'Cause You Can't Hear Her

Annoying teen #1, looking at trashy magazine: She's cute.
Annoying teen #2: That's Jessica Simpson.
Annoying teen #1: Well, she looks good red-headed and with her mouth open.

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Giggling quietly in the pharmacy sectino

Posted on July 5, 2015
About celebrities, Beauty, Default, Hair, Mouth, Pennsylvania, Teens

She Has to Pee Sometime While She's in There Looking for Her Career

College girl: If anyone ever tried to tell me not to pee outside, I'd take it straight to the Supreme Court! I mean, I'm not gonna pee in someone's face or on a baby or anything, but if I wanna pee in a dumpster, then I will! (pause) Rosie O'Donnell would be with me on this. I don't know why, but she would.

East Lansing
Michigan

Overheard by: Everyone should have a cause…

Posted on July 2, 2015
About celebrities, Crimes, Default, Girls, Michigan, Pee, Sorority types

It's Time to Play How Long 'Til His Head Explodes!

French metrosexual, holding up iPhone: It's from Madame Butterfly. You know it?
French bike cop: Yeah, I saw the American movie of it. With that one homosexual actor. Robbie… Robin…
British dinner guest: Robbie Williams?
American dinner guest: Robin Williams? Wait, he's not gay…
French bike cop: Yes. Him.
British dinner guest: That was Mrs Doubtfire.
American dinner guest: It's called Papillon in the US.
French metrosexual: What?

France

Posted on June 30, 2015
About celebrities, Cell phones, Cops, Foreigners, France, Movies, Names, Sexuality

Correct– Yet You Still Manage to Sound Stupid.

Princess: You guys, Johnny Depp doesn't always play dark characters. He was blonde in Secret Window!

Little Bar
Kentucky

Overheard by: Dead Betty

Posted on June 23, 2015
About celebrities, Bars & Clubs, Character, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Kentucky, Movies

“A” As in “Adolph,” “F” As in “Final Solution”…

Indian lady on crowed bus on cell: Yes. 'h' as in 'Hitler.'

Louisville, Kentucky

Overheard by: Not Me

Posted on June 19, 2015
About celebrities, Kentucky, On the phone, Weirdness, Women, Words

With a Cardboard Cut-Out Of Him, Anyway

Girl: So all these old football guys showed up…and long story short, she ended up making out. With Terry Bradshaw.

Joe's Place
Iowa City, Iowa

Overheard by: devon

Posted on June 10, 2015
About celebrities, Bars & Clubs, Girls, Gossip, Iowa, K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Nor Am I a Female Gang Member on Law & Order

20-something boyfriend: What's it called when girls put brown around their lips?
20-something girlfriend: Lip liner?
20-something boyfriend: Yeah. Why don't you wear that?
20-something girlfriend: Because it's not 1995, and I'm not going on the Ricki Lake show.

Manhattan, New York

Posted on June 7, 2015
About celebrities, Beauty, Couples, New York, Questions

Now If Only She Could Find the U.S. on a Map

Old man, about Jessica Simpson “how I found love again” mag cover: She can't find someone to lighten her roots, but she found love. Thank god.

Mamaroneck, New York

Overheard by: Melissa

Posted on December 1, 2014
About celebrities, Beauty, Feelings, New York, Old folks

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