California

Rich college white guy: If this music thing doesn't work out for me, my backup is med school.

Malibu, California

Overheard by: Stephen Perlstein

Dude: Well, she’s not really a stylist. She’s actually a belly dancer.

Century City Mall
Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: banging head against escalator

Psychology professor: Sex is best. Money is second best. Domestic violence is pretty cool.

Los Angeles, California

Professor: This clip is from a documentary about women’s professional wrestling in Japan, which is pretty much the–
Football jock, interrupting: –Coolest thing ever!

Kaufman Hall, UCLA
Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: Not an athlete

Girl #1: So pasta, like, traumatized you?
Girl #2: Yeah, I hate pasta! Pasta ruined my life!

Frary Dining Hall, Pomona College
Claremont, California

Tall blonde: That’s just cause you’re short… No, don’t worry! You’re adorably short. You’re small and compact for my convenience.
Short brunette: I’m fun-sized!

Santa Cruz, California

Overheard by: in the spirit of Halloween

Doctor: Okay, we're going to give you an iron shot.
Nurse: Roll over on your side. Okay, you're just going to feel a little prick in your butt.
Patient: Better than the finger that was up there earlier!

ER
Newport Beach, California

Teen girl: Being around you makes me want to talk about my bowel movements.

La Capilla
Torrance, California

Overheard by: J-dawg.

Woman #1: How's your health?
Woman #2: Oh, starting to get better. I'm okay.
Woman #1: Our cat is sick. We had to bring her to the vet.

Los Angeles, California

20-something fashionista: Oh, the Spice Girls like totally changed my life!

Beverly Center
Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: Shabunapoodle