Of Course, I Also Thought She'd Be Giving Birth in Prison…

Girl #1: I never thought I'd be a mom at 23! See you later! (walks away)
Girl #2, to girl #3: I thought she would be.

Canadia

Posted on May 29, 2010
Age and ageing, Canadia, Girls, Parenting

You Always Give Your Pets Such Unique Names!

Teen girl on cell: Yes, well, there's excitement, plateau, orgasm… and I forget the last one.

99 Bus
Vancouver
Canadia

Posted on May 27, 2010
Canadia, On the phone, Orgasm, Sensory experiences, Sex, Teens

And If They Get Pregnant, Where's the Harm?

Guy to workout buddy: I like having sex with married women. The sex is good because they're not having sex with their husbands.

Vancouver
Canadia

Posted on April 29, 2010
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Guys, Infidelity, Sex

College: In a Nutshell.

Freshman girl to friends: Guys, I really need to ask you a huge favor. I think I might be pregnant and you guys might have to punch me in the stomach to get rid of it.

North Bay
Ontario
Canadia

Posted on April 23, 2010
Abortion, Canadia, Pregnancy, Students, Stupidity, Violence

…So Everyone Got That Wrong on the Quiz.

Professor: To shake hands you have to make sure the wedge of your hand fits in the other person's wedge, and that your skin touches, and then give it a good two or three pumps.

London
Ontario
Canadia

Posted on April 15, 2010
Canadia, Education, Hands, Stupidity, Teachers

Or All the Dogs You've Ever Owned

Girl #1: So my two-year-old cousin… You know, the one who laughs at me, and threw his bottle and his book at me?
Girl #2: Yeah.
Girl #1: Well, this one time he like pushed me down on the floor, and like… licked my face.
Girl #2: Wow! Your two-year-old cousin is like a combination of all the boys you've met here.

London
Ontario
Canadia