It's in the Microwave

20-something chick on mobile: How many times do I have to tell you? There is no cocaine in my fridge!

University
Queensland
Australia

Overheard by: how many times

Posted on December 9, 2021
Australia, Chicks, Colleges & Universities, Drugs, On the phone, Weirdness

Keeps Me Running in Tip-Top Shape

Chick: I really think my gynecologist helps our relationship, though.

Starbucks
Edmond, Oklahoma

Posted on November 24, 2021
Chicks, Health & Hygiene, Oklahoma

Diversity Provides a Wide Variety of Scary

Chick: It wasn’t, like, black people-scary. It was, like, Appalachian-scary. I didn’t feel like I was going to be shot, I felt like I was going to be eaten.

University of Michigan
Ann Arbor, Michigan

Posted on November 12, 2021
Chicks, Colleges & Universities, Fears, Michigan

Just Not Enough to Do It Myself

Chick: We’re going to see Saw II, right?
Dude: It’s probably gonna suck, though.
Chick: I just want to see people fucking die! You like watching people die, don’t you?
Dude: Well, yeah.

Ursinus College
Collegeville, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: A student

Posted on October 10, 2021
Chicks, Colleges & Universities, Movies, Pennsylvania

Jesus: No Way! I Am, Like, Twice That Size!

Girl #1: Y’know, it kind of weirds me out when I have sex with my boyfriend. He looks like Jesus.
Girl #2: Jesus wasn’t Mexican.
Girl #1: Yeah, yeah, but still — it’s like I’m having sex with Jesus.
Girl #2: You should talk to your pastor about that.

http://www.overheardinvancouver.ca/

Overheard by: katherine

Posted on September 16, 2021
Chicks, Gossip, Jesus, Overheard in Vancouver

In the Immortal Words Of Khrushchev.

Chick giving presentation: Because this is Russia, bitch.

High School Classroom
Englewood, Colorado

Overheard by: Julia

Posted on September 4, 2021
Chicks, Colorado, Education, Geography, Insults, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students

When Did You Start Making Popcorn?

Girl, after looking at friend’s credit card: Wait, I always thought Orville* was your fake name.
Friend: Oh, honey, I have plenty of fake names, but ‘Orville’ is real. My family calls me J.R., though, because I’m the junior.
Girl: Oh! So Orville is your dad’s nickname, too? That’s weird!

Starbucks
Seattle, Washington