Stacy, Those Are Onion Rings

Girl to friend: They have vaginas in here!

Applebee's
Boise, Idaho

Overheard by: Sarah

Posted on May 19, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Idaho, Vagina, Weirdness

Why Some Kids Refuse to Come Out Of Their Shells

Little boy: Mommy, if a turtle has no shell is it naked or homeless?
Mother: It would be dead, sweetheart.
Little boy: That's sad, mommy.
Mother: No, it isn't, dear. Come on, this is our stop.

Metro
Washington, DC

Posted on May 18, 2009
Animals, Compare and contrast, Death & dying, Default, Family ties, Feelings, Guys, Kids, Moms, Offers and requests, Public transportation, Questions, Washington, DC, Women

Just Like That Girl Over There, in the Second Row

Sociology professor: The world is fundamentally the same as 100 years or so. Fathers back then were worried about their daughters listening to the radio. Now, they worry about them “sexting” on their BlackBerrys!

University of Delaware

Overheard by: Who is sexting?

Posted on May 17, 2009
Age and ageing, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Delaware, Family ties, Gadgets, Teachers, Words

But I Still Love The View

Petite, hip girl: Honestly, it's not that controversial.
Drama club kid: Yeah, it's just a woman saying “vagina.”

Connecticut

Overheard by: ernaynay

Posted on May 15, 2009
Compare and contrast, Connecticut, Default, Girls, Hipsters, Kids, Vagina, Words

So They'll Take Care Of the Dogs

Guy #1: No man, I told her I don't want kids. I just want dogs.
Guy #2: Then why not just have kids?

Manhattan, New York

Posted on May 15, 2009
Animals, Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Kids, New York, Questions

According to Wiki

Drunk girl at pub table: It's just that guys get sex changes all the time and then realize it's not so fun. They just think it'd be awesome to have boobs.

London
England

Overheard by: Grew her own boobs.

Posted on May 14, 2009
Bars & Clubs, Body parts, Compare and contrast, Default, Drunks, England, Girls, Sex

But, Like, Why Do They Always Salivate When I Ring This Bell?

Professor: How do you feel about presenting?
Student: Nervous. I don't like talking in front of people.
Professor: These aren't people, these are students!
Students: (silence)
Professor: That's not a nice thing to say. You can't believe I just said that, can you?

UMass
Amherst, Massachusetts

Overheard by: CR