Compliments

(a man and a woman are looking at a crib)
Woman: Look how pretty!
Man: But would you really be comfortable sleeping in that?

Furniture Store
Umea
Sweden

Overheard by: Johanna

Single guy at preschool picnic surrounded by pretty MILFs: Clean, perfumed mommy flesh!

Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: Made me laugh

Little boy to tour bus driver: Thank you.
Bus driver: Now that's a sign of good parenting.
Parent, as he steps off bus: Yeah. We're takin' him on a whiskey tour.

Jack Daniels Distillery
Lynchburg, Tennessee

Girl (looking at her graded essay): My professor said, “good use of comma.” What on earth does that mean?
Guy: I don't know… We do go to Suffolk. Maybe he was just impressed that you knew how to use a comma correctly.

Suffolk University
Boston, Massachusetts

Lady: Oh, how cute is she?!
Woman with kid: Actually, it’s a he.
Lady: Well, why is he wearing a pink hat?
Woman with kid: Because he’s gay!

Sweden
http://www.tjuvlyssnat.se/mellersta-sverige/%e2%80%9dhan-vill-inte-leka-kurragomma-i-garderoben-langre%e2%80%9d

Overheard by: Lina

Crazy hobo: You lookin’ good, girl! You look like Elvis!

Davis Street
Kalamazoo, Michigan

Overheard by: the queen of rock ‘n’ roll

Man to woman at post office: Oh, I must be hallucinating.
Post office lady: Congratulations, that's lovely.

Austin, Texas

Hippie: Yeah, John saw things that nobody should see.
Chic woman: Dude! We all did! Your house was seriously gross!
Hippie: Uh, I meant when he was in the war in Iraq…

Nashville, Tennessee

Girl on phone: All right, bye. I love you sometimes.

Durham, North Carolina

Drunk girl: I have two sisters. One goes to UPenn, she's really smart. The other one goes to Drexel, she's not very smart…

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Alex Remnick