Is the Range of Gay Sex Really That Limited?

Straight guy: I really need your advice about this girl.
Gay guy: Stick it in her butt!
Straight guy: No. Her mom set us up on this date…
Gay guy: Stick it in her butt!
Straight guy: You just suggested that. I mean, I like her but I definitely don’t want to date her, and we’re supposed to hang out this weekend, but I don’t know what to do with her.
Gay guy: Well, just be like: “Hey, do you want to toss a Frisbee in the arboretum?”
Straight guy: And if she says yes, be like: “Okay, do you want to toss my salad in the arboretum?”
Gay guy: Awesome.

Lancaster, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: $kank

Posted on July 9, 2015
Advice, Backdoor, Compliments, Default, Family ties, Friends, Guys, Offers and requests, Pennsylvania, Queers, Questions, Words

Most Girls Welcome the Tranny Seal Of Approval

Strange transvestite: Ohmigod, you are sooo pretty.
Girl: Umm… Thanks?
Transvestite's friend: Oh, yes she is.
(they walk away)
Girl: I'm never wearing this shirt again.

Houston, Texas

Posted on July 6, 2015
Beauty, Clothes, Compliments, Girls, Texas

So What If It Was During an Airport Body-Cavity Search?

Fag hag, about friend's boyfriend: Well, at least he has a nice guitar.
Fag: No one notices a guy's guitar on the first date…except maybe you.
Fag hag: Hey, at least someone fingered my g-string recently.

Jacksonville, Florida

Overheard by: Ari

Posted on July 6, 2015
Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, Fag hags, Florida, Gays, Relationships, Sexuality

Dude Rule #1: Caught in a Lie? Tell a Bigger One

Chick: Are you sure you’re a photographer? Your hands are so soft!
Dude: That’s not my photography hand.

Taber’s Restaurant
Baltimore, Maryland

Overheard by: Flying Pig

Posted on June 29, 2015
Compliments, Creepsters, Gossip, Hands, Maryland

Is This Sexual Harassment? Discuss.

Male English teacher to female student: You know, for the last 30 minutes I've been thinking of… The holy city that is your face.

High School
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: ShouldThisBeReported?

Posted on June 27, 2015
Body parts, Compliments, Education, Georgia, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Teachers

Oh, and Hugh Hefner Doesn't?

Girl reading Dirty Japanese book to another: Oh, “fuck like rabbits”? “Yari… Ma… Kuru…” Is that how you pronounce it? Do I have the accent right?
(other girl pronounces it correctly in high pitched voice)
Girl: You make “fucking like rabbits” sound so cute and adorable!

Jersey City, New Jersey

Posted on June 25, 2015
Animals, Compliments, Girls, New Jersey, Sex

Really Made My Woodwind Stand at Attention

Teenage male #1: Wow! You smell really different today!
Teenage male #2: Yeah, my clarinet teacher changed her hair product.

Vancouver
Canadia

Posted on June 21, 2015
Canadia, Compliments, Sensory experiences, Teens, Weirdness

The Day James Stopped Doing Positive Affirmations

20-something guy: My testicles are perfect!
Friends: [Silence.]50-something lady walking past: [Snicker.]

Cork
Ireland

Overheard by: sarah

Posted on June 21, 2015
Balls, Compliments, Default, Etiquette, Health & Hygiene, Ireland, Pride

As Pimpin’ As Anything in This Comic Book Store, Anyway

10-year-old boy to Scrabble players: You guys are playing Scrabble? That’s totally pimpin’!

Comic book store
Towson, Maryland

Posted on June 20, 2015
Compliments, Default, Games, Kids, Maryland, Words

Question Asked. Question Answered

Drunk blonde girl #1: I love those shoes. Where did you get them?
Drunk blonde girl #2 (in a haze, looking at drunk girl #3): I don't know. (to drunk girl #3) Gail, where did I get your shoes?

Frat Party
UC Berkeley, California

Overheard by: Uncle Salty

Posted on June 20, 2015
California, Clothes, Compliments, Default, Drunks, Girls, Questions

Compliments