Guy in casino to girl: That was the first wedding I've been to where I had my nipples tweaked by two different women and pashed the groom twice.
Flinders Street, Melbourne, Australia
Guy in casino to girl: That was the first wedding I've been to where I had my nipples tweaked by two different women and pashed the groom twice.
Flinders Street, Melbourne, Australia
Girl stopped at a gas station refueling: Get out of my trunk now! People are going to think that I kidnapped you!
Charlottesville, Virginia
Overheard by: A Concerned Friend
Voice over loudspeaker: Attention members. Will Arthur Sarksian come to the front desk? We found your Speedos.
24 Hour Fitness
Glendale, California
Overheard by: James Jameson
Professor: The Government was spending money like a drunken sailor in a Tijuana whorehouse.
Macroeconomics Class
University of California
Overheard by: Econometrically Bored
Woman talking on phone to friend: I have a real thing for little boys. I never used to…
Train Leaving Brighton
England
Overheard by: Wishing she hadn’t tuned in at that point
Calculus teacher: Yeah, so Leibniz notation is obviously named after some guy…
UCLA, California
"I just don't like having open signs. I feel like it's really welcoming the wrong crowd."
Optometrist's office in Happy Valley, OR
Overheard by: Rebecca
Girl: Hey, what about that time we went duck hunting naked and…
Random passerby: That sounds like fun!
Georgetown
Washington, DC
Student selling pink ribbon bracelets: Professor, would you like to buy some bracelets? They're for a good cause.
Professor: Sure, I'll take five. One for each appendage.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Linguistics professor, after girl asks question: Well, the short answer would be ‘Yes,’ and by ‘yes’ I mean ‘no.’
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