Delaware

…With Binoculars

College student to friend: Scott* is so funny. Like, last night, he was looking at his penis…

University of Delaware

Posted on July 14, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Default, Delaware, Memory lane, Penis, Students, Weirdness

Mr. Firth Is a Creature of Habit

Guy, mournfully: And then I go in and Colin is sitting there, taking shots of vodka by himself, in that pink dress…
Girl, nonplussed: Again?

Newark, Delaware

Overheard by: archie

Posted on July 12, 2008
Default, Delaware, Drinking & drunks, Friends, Girls, Guys, Memory lane, Weirdness

MC Hammer Hasn’t Gotten Laid in a Good Long Time

Professor: Clearly, if I am wearing these pants, no one is gonna want to get in them with me!

Economics Class
University of Delaware Newark, Delaware

Posted on June 25, 2008
Class, Clothes, Default, Delaware, Sexuality, Teachers, Threats, Wishes

Like There Was Some Connection between Reading and Earning

Elementary education major, about first grader: … And my kid was like, ‘I really wanna be a good reader, so I’m gonna read books every day so I get better. Like, Christ, kid, you don’t have to try so hard — you’re not getting paid.

University of Delaware
Delaware

Posted on December 29, 2007
Delaware, Education, Idiots

She Was Happy Feet-Good

Man, about preteen: She was being such a good penguin that I wished that I had some extra fish to give her.

Delaware

Posted on November 29, 2007
Bragging, Delaware, Guys

Oh, This One’s for Throwing

Girl: May I have a Long Island Iced Tea?
Bartender: Sure.
80-year-old lady sitting at bar: Giiirl, I hope you took yo’ birf control today!

Klondike Kate’s
Newark, Delaware

Overheard by: Cols

Posted on October 19, 2007
Advice, Delaware, Drinking & drunks, Strangers

And Put His Crib in the Freezer

Possibly preggers teen: I’m going to name my baby ‘Vodka.’
Skanky mom: Oh.

Liquor store
Delaware

Posted on September 15, 2007
Delaware, Hoochies, Names