Nerdy chick: The only time you did anything slutty was when you had sex with that carny on my kitchen floor.
Party, Western Michigan University
Kalamazoo, Michigan
Nerdy chick: The only time you did anything slutty was when you had sex with that carny on my kitchen floor.
Party, Western Michigan University
Kalamazoo, Michigan
Hot nerd chick: So, I didn’t sleep with him. He was just too attractive — I’d feel self-conscious.
Friend: But hot girls sleep with ugly guys all the time! It’s your duty to even the score.
Hot nerd chick: Yeah… Wait, you think I’m ugly?
Joplin, Missouri
Guy: It’s from Star Trek! I know it is! Bet me!
Claremore, Oklahoma
Overheard by: I work with dorks
Sophomore #1, during heated debate about zombie safety: Wait! What if there were alien zombies?
Sophomore #2: Shut up! We're talking about realistic stuff, here!
Theatre Class, Rossview High
Clarksville, Tennessee
Geek: Yeah, I’m a big geek, but I still really like sex.
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/
40-year-old virgin #1: Did I tell you I beat Mortal Kombat?
40-year-old virgin #2: Uh-uh.
40-year-old virgin #1: Well, I did, and now my life has no meaning.
Birmingham, Alabama
Punk guy: Man, I hate all these suburban punks.
Dumb girl: “Suburban”? Is that even a word??
Toledo, Ohio
Overheard by: Audrey
Nerd: Wait until I build my synthetic body — then we’ll see who’s laughing!
University of Saskatchewan
Saskatchewan
Canadia
Dude #1: So, you’re saying the moon is going to shrink to the size of a ping pong ball?
Dude #2: Yeah, but I’m not a scientist, so I can’t tell you how it’s going to happen.
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/02/guy-on-muni-whos-what-then-psychic.html
Overheard by: tim
Beholder: You are not a beholder, buddy.
Non-beholder: Nah, dude. I’m pretty sure I behold.
Duffield
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/03/reticent.html
Overheard by: benji
