Woman on cell: So what should I do? Tap dance all over it?
Skipton
England
Overheard by: Fredwina
Woman on cell: So what should I do? Tap dance all over it?
Skipton
England
Overheard by: Fredwina
Very drunk 20-something in kebab shop: I'll have… a large chips… with ketchup… and mayonnaise. (pause) A quarter pounder cheese and bacon burger with extra cheese and bacon. Two pieces of fried chicken… with chili sauce… and a ten-inch pepperoni pizza.
Sober friend #1: Fucking hell, mate, that's a lot of food…
Sober friend #2: Aren't you supposed to be on a diet?
Kebab shop guy, in heavy Cypriot accent: Yeah! He's on a fucking American diet!
Leamington Spa
England
Overheard by: Bleep
Girl to boy: I thought you lost your voice when you dropped your laptop?
Queens Park Community School
London
England
Man to patiently smiling girlfriend: Well…uh…I make quite a *mean* tuna fish curry. Uh…*or* a sardine curry. Uh…and have been *ridiculed* for it.
Clifton
Bristol
England
Overheard by: Sarah
Guy to date: And then, after work, he sorts out men's erectile dysfunction.
Greek Restaurant
London
England
Overheard by: Sam Veale
Man in tracksuit to friends: That fucking Rembrandt's a cunt!
Chester
England
Man with strange beard to friend: My girlfriend would love me forever if I got her a fox's skull.
London
England
Midwestern American: Well, we never did find out if he was a racist or not, but there's not a whole lot left of him to find out now.
London
England
Overheard by: doe
Ditzy 13-year-old brunette: That's so cool! She's French and (whispers) black. I didn't know you could get those!
Woldingham Sacred Heart School
England
Overheard by: on the floor laughing
