Every Now and Then, My Inner Cracker Pops Up and Says Stupid Shit

Black girl in car: God, I wish I was black so I could say things like that.
White girl in car: But wait…you are black.
Black girl in car: I can't believe I just said that!

Detroit, Michigan

Posted on June 13, 2009
Black people, Default, Girls, Guys, Michigan, Race, Religion, Weather, Whiteys, Wishes

How Does Your Mom Find That Out?

Girl to guy she just met: My mom found out I had been having anal sex. She kept repeating “that's an exit, not an entrance.” I told her how much fun it was, and that she should try it.

University of Oregon

Posted on June 13, 2009
Advice, Backdoor, Colleges & Universities, Default, Family ties, Girls, Oregon

Translation: I Had Lots Of Sex

Guy: So how are you? How was your trip?
Girl: It was sooooo much fun!
Guy: Really? What did you do?
Girl: Oh, I don't know. Nothing really.

Millennium Park
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Sarah

Posted on June 12, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Guys, Illinois, Questions, Weirdness

Vegan to the End

College girl: Yeah, she had dried cranberries and lettuce in her coffin too.

Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on June 12, 2009
Death & dying, Default, Food, Georgia, Girls, Students, Weirdness

I Think You Need to Be Only in Your Panties to Fully Appreciate This Quote

Punk girl: For some reason, everything you do makes sense when you're in only your panties.
Purple-haired girl: I know, right? It makes sense to me too!
Tall greaser guy: In fact, it wouldn't make sense if you weren't only in your panties.

Bakersfield, California

Posted on June 11, 2009
California, Clothes, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Guys, Punks, Questions

She Won't Even Buy “Fancy” Ketchup

Girl, looking at a bag of chips: How about these?
Friend checking for price: They're three dollars.
Girl, putting back the bag of chips: Dayuuummm! We don't need anything that fancy!

Grocery Store
Michigan

Overheard by: just buying some salsa.

Posted on June 9, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Friends, Girls, Michigan, Money, Questions, Stores

Good Luck with That.

Girl #1: You can't save every animal in the world.
Girl #2: You don't think you could save every animal in the world? We could go to the rain forest!
Girl #3: I want to go to the rain forest and save the monkeys and Chihuahuas!

Merced, California

Posted on June 9, 2009
Animals, California, Default, Girls, Offers and requests, Questions

We Predict the Expression “Fantasy Bar” Will Soon Sweep the Nation

Teen girl eating Fantasy Bar brownie: You want some of my Fantasy Bar?
Male friend, suddenly paying attention: What? Heck yes, it's about time!

Union Station
Washington, DC

Posted on June 9, 2009
Default, Food, Friends, Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Public transportation, Questions, Teens, Washington, DC

You've All Signed Your Liability Waivers, Right?

Professor: Are there any questions before we begin the final?
Girl: Can we tear pages out of the exam?
Professor: Yes, we have the technology to reassemble it. (waves stapler around)

Managerial Accounting Class
Santa Barbara, California

Overheard by: Ariel

Posted on June 7, 2009
California, Class, Default, Education, Girls, Questions, Students, Teachers, Technology

Re-Enacting the Last Supper with Milk Just Wasn't As Fun

Girl #1: Wanna go to bible study with me tonight? It's really fun! It's gonna be at Stubbs and there'll be free bbq.
Girl #2: You're having bible study at a bar?

University of Texas at Austin

Overheard by: Nicole

Posted on June 7, 2009
Christianity, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Girls, Offers and requests, Questions, Texas

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