To Re-Apply My Black Lipstick, Silly!

Goth/punk chick smoking a cigarette: Oh shit, you know what I forgot?
Goth/punk guy: That you're killing your unborn baby?

Huron & First
Ann Arbor, Michigan

Overheard by: Melanie

Posted on December 7, 2008
Death & dying, Default, Girls, Goths, Guys, Maladies, Michigan, Pregnancy, Punks, Questions, Smokers, Smoking

What Does Your First Job Feel Like, Alex?

Hipster girl to friend (laughing): I was gagging, and then it was all over my neck.

Queen West
Toronto
Canadia

Posted on December 6, 2008
BJs, Body parts, Canadia, Cum, Default, Girls, Hipsters

…Rainy Days, and Men Who Aren't Afraid to Cuddle.

Girl in red: I was telling my husband about you.
Guy in jeans: What were you telling him?
Girl in red: That you liked power bottoms.

Las Vegas, Nevada

Posted on December 6, 2008
Backdoor, Default, Girls, Guys, Nevada, Queers, Questions, Relationships, Sexuality

See? Was That So Hard, Pancake-Chest?

Girl #1: Sometimes I judge you silently in my head.
Girl #2: Yeah, everyone does that. I think people should start saying what they're really thinking. We should all have running monologues about what's going through our heads.
Girl #1: Really?
Girl #2: Yeah. Like, this one time, me and my friend….
Girl #1: I think you're a bitch.

Starbucks
San Jose, California

Overheard by: Robert

Posted on December 6, 2008
California, Default, Feelings, Girls, Insults, Restaurants, Violence

Sounds Great. Really. My People Will Call Your People

Drunk girl: You cough up a ring, and I'll cough up my vagina.

Sacramento, California

Posted on December 5, 2008
California, Default, Drunks, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Vagina, Weirdness

After Every Lube and Oil Change

Girl #1: I have to go take my car in because I got rear-ended yesterday.
Girl #2: (groans)
Girl #1: You know all about getting rear-ended, don't you, Christine?!
Girl #2: I get rear-ended all the time!

Holland, Michigan

Overheard by: john

Posted on December 4, 2008
Backdoor, Default, Girls, Michigan, Questions, Words

He Can Turn a Doorknob With It

Guy: I try to cover my butt so girls don't stare at it.
Girl: He's so butt-conceited.

Rochester, New York

Posted on December 4, 2008
Ass, Default, Feelings, Girls, Guys, New York, Sexuality, Words

A Lot of Those Babies Are Really Wrinkly

Guy: Dude, it's not like you can get Botox while you're breastfeeding.
Girl: Why not?

Zeitgeist Bar
San Francisco, California

Posted on December 3, 2008
Bars & Clubs, Default, Girls, Guys, Kids, Parenting, Questions, San Francisco, Stupidity

One Where He's Not Wearing a Human-Skin Vest

Girl on cell: Yeah, he's a friend of my friend in California. He killed those two people… Oh, you saw him on the news? That's a shitty picture they have of him on tv, I hope they get a better picture soon.

University of Washington
Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: trying to study here

Posted on December 2, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Murder, On the phone, Washington, Weirdness

Like High Explosive, Ignorance Has a Shockwave

Blond cocktail waitress, looking at a t-shirt of George Bush and his dad with Dumb and Dumber under photos: Who is that?
Chef: Excuse me! Are you serious?
Blond cocktail waitress (a few seconds later, with dumbfounded look): Ooooooh! Is that our President? Then who is that? (pointing to the photo of Bush Sr)
Chef (grabbing head in agony): Owww!

Lulu's Restaurant
Indianapolis, Indiana

Overheard by: Ben

Posted on December 2, 2008
Coworkers, Default, Employees, Girls, Guys, Idiots, Indiana, Politics, Questions, Restaurants, Stupidity

Girls