Girlfriend throwing arms around boyfriend: I hope someone who is really lonely is looking at us right now!
Sydney
Australia
Overheard by: James
Girlfriend throwing arms around boyfriend: I hope someone who is really lonely is looking at us right now!
Sydney
Australia
Overheard by: James
Young dude: Yeah, when I was dating her I found myself doing, like, things I didn't really want to do.
Female friend: Like?
Young dude: Like she had a really high sex drive, which, you know, is such a turn off.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/460141972/mark-this-on-your-calendar.html
Overheard by: yeah, I hate having sex with people I'm dating.
Ditzy college girl: Everyone burps, everyone farts, everyone poops, and it feels fucking amazing.
Lynchburg College
Lynchburg, Virginia
Girl at humanities tutorial: Did we have to have works cited for our essay?
TA: Yes, you need to cite your sources.
Girl: That's so unfair! I can't be penalized just because I didn't have works cited!
TA: You need to cite your sources.
Girl: But what if I didn't have any sources?
http://community.livejournal.com/overheardatyork/53342.html
Overheard by: headdesk
Nanny to 10-year-old girl: So, who commonly uses Celsius instead of Fahrenheit?
10-year-old girl: Penguins.
Brookline, Massachusetts
Overheard by: S
Female student to friend in pub: Maybe you've fallen into the “big-nose trap” as well…
University of Portsmouth
England
Overheard by: Charlotte
Decked-out tarot card reader, eyes closed, acting all mystical: I'm getting the feeling of a friend, a female presence that seems to be around you quite often. I get this feeling, this strong feeling, that she tries to help you in certain ways but her help isn't the good kind. For some reason, a phrase keeps popping in my head. This one phrase.
Drunk seated hipster girl: What is it?
Tarot card reader: The words (dramatic pause) “party too hard.”
Alcove Gallery
Atlanta, Georgia
20-something JAP to nerdy date: I love rushing. In my sorority, like, for every girl who rushes, the girls, like, have to discuss the girl's pros and cons, and like, for every con there has to be a pro, so like if you say, like, the girl is a total retard, you have to say something pro, like, she has opposable thumbs.
Nerdy date: When I was rushing they would give me a hot dog bun, but there was something in it that was not a hot dog.
20-something JAP: Oh that reminds me, like, I'll sleep at your house tonight, but like, it's just gonna be sleeping, not like, sex or anything, you know, because, like, I have to get to know a person a lot better than I, like, know you before I do something like that.
Nerdy date: Oh absolutely. I mean, when I mentioned sleeping over before, I just meant, you know, sleeping. I didn't mean anything more than that.
Sarah Silverman Concert
Atlantic City, New Jersey
Blond girl: I thought jesus invented sex.
Bar
Perth
Australia
Overheard by: jimbo
