Why Do You Ask, Senator?

Girl on cell: Yes, I have purple underwear.

Metro Bus
Washington, DC

Overheard by: Under where?

Posted on November 1, 2008
Bus, Default, Girls, On the phone, Undies, Washington, DC

Just Wait

College girl #1: And I want to see babies running around soon.
College girl #2: Yeah, I definitely want children. I'm *so* horny. I want babies.
College girl #1: Yeah, they're starting to grow on me. I mean, I definitely want kids. And I want to be a young mom, like I want to have kids by 25. I don't want to be one of those moms who just throw their kids outside and tell them to have fun.

Washington, DC

Overheard by: Danielle

Posted on November 1, 2008
Age and ageing, Default, Girls, Kids, Parenting, Pregnancy, Sorority types, Washington, DC, Wishes

Turned Out She Didn't Feel Breeze

Girl #1: Uhh…is someone gonna tell girlfriend over there her g-string is showing?
Girl #2: How does she not know? I don't know about everyone else, but I feel breeze!
Girl #1: I feel breeze!
Girl #2: Can't she feel breeze?
Girl #1: She has to feel breeze!

http://overheardinsydney.blogspot.com/2006/02/visible-panty-string.html

Overheard by: Ian

Posted on October 31, 2008
Default, Feelings, Girls, Overheard in Sydney, Questions, Relationships

It's Supposed to Go in?

Teen girl #1: What do you use vaseline for in sex, anyway?
Teen girl #2: So he can slide it in, you stupid fuck!

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: LOL

Posted on October 30, 2008
Default, Girls, Illinois, Questions, Sex, Stupidity, Teens

The Show That Really Gets Kids Involved

(during Beauty and the Beast, the Beast enters stage)
Little girl in audience, loudly: Hi, beast!

Neptune Theatre, Halifax
Nova Scotia
Canadia

Overheard by: Ina

Posted on October 30, 2008
Canadia, Default, Girls, Kids

A Woman With a Full Bladder Stops Believing in Multitasking

(in the ladies' restroom, after seeing camera flash from inside a stall)
Angry blonde in line: Oh, come on! There's a whole line of people out here who have to pee, and you twits are in there taking fucking pictures for your damn MySpace pages.
Two girls in one stall: We're just peeing.
Angry blonde, to no one in particular: Who the hell takes pictures of themselves on the damn toilet anyway? I can just see the caption on that one… “Night at Zen, usin' the potty.” Jeez!
(the two girls come out of the stall, obviously offended…in full 80s garb).
Angry blonde: Bwaaahhhaaaaa hhhaaaa hhhaaaa, (deadpan) Fucking losers!

Zen Night Club
Addison, Texas

Overheard by: If she hadn't said it, I would have

Posted on October 30, 2008
Bars & Clubs, Default, Girls, Insults, Pee, Questions, Stupidity, Texas, Women

It's Said Such Hardship Makes One Stronger

Sorority girl: Yeah, there is no bread at the house, so I had to make my sandwich on a bun… a bun. (closes and blinks eyes slowly)

overheardatnu.blogspot.com

Posted on October 29, 2008
Compare and contrast, Default, Food, Girls, Overheard at Northwestern, Sorority types

That's the Last Time I'll Use the Frathouse Shower

Skanky girl: My hair smells like cum.

Gleneagle Secondary School
Vancouver
Canadia

Posted on October 29, 2008
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Cum, Default, Girls, Hair, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sensory experiences

And a Wife

Girl #1: I need a new guy. That's not fair! He was able to recuperate real fast.
Girl #2: Yeah. Well, he had a girlfriend.

Texas

Posted on October 29, 2008
Default, Girls, Relationships, Sexuality, Texas, Wishes

All I Know Is Their Wedding Has an Open Bar

Girl #1: I don't know, I mean…he's not the best looking.
Girl #2: Yeah, but neither is she. I mean, she can be…
Girl #1: Yeah, I mean, he's not really good looking, and she's not pretty-pretty, y'know?
Girl #2: I guess. I mean, I guess they fit together. What's her name anyway?
Girl #1: I don't know, “r” something.

http://overheardatlc.blogspot.com

Overheard by:

Posted on October 29, 2008
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Names, Overheard at Loyola, Relationships

Girls