Which Aren't Even Real– They're Chicken Cutlets!

Girl #1: My mom thinks I'm a whore cuz I ride the MAX at night.
Girl #2: My mom thinks I'm a whore cuz I have big boobs.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/08/american-teen.html

Overheard by: brian

Posted on October 7, 2008
Body parts, Compare and contrast, Default, Family ties, Friends, Girls, Overheard in PDX

The Pepperoni Phantom Soon Surpassed the Tooth Fairy in Popularity

Punk teen girl to friend: So I was like, “Woah, dude! Who are you? You're awesome!” Because none of us knew him, he just came over and set a pizza down in front of us!

Calgary, Alberta
Canadia

Overheard by: um…are you sure he wasn't the waiter?

Posted on October 6, 2008
Canadia, Compliments, Food, Friends, Girls, Punks, Questions, Teens, Weirdness

Please Ignore This Inadvertent Overshare

Girl: I wish I had a loving relationship with my feet.
Woman: What?
Girl: Oh my god, you're not my mom!

Shoe Store
Durham, North Carolina

Posted on October 3, 2008
Body parts, Compare and contrast, Default, Family ties, Girls, North Carolina, Relationships, Stores, Weirdness, Wishes, Women

We Give Honey, I Shrunk Liberace! Two Thumbs Up

Middle schooler: There's a gay singer in my bra! There's a gay singer in my bra!

Muirlands Middle
La Jolla, California

Posted on October 2, 2008
California, Clothes, Default, Gender issues, Girls, Music, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sexuality, Students, Tweens, Weirdness

Now Say That Again While Flexing Your Bicep

Dumb girl: Oh, I love The Flintstones. How do you say “yaba-daba-do” in Portuguese?
Portuguese stud: Yaba-daba-doooooo!
Dumb girl: God, that's awesome! I love Portuguese!

Pasadena, California

Posted on October 2, 2008
California, Default, Feelings, Foreigners, Girls, Language barrier, Questions, Students, Stupidity, TV shows, Words

Well, I Suppose You're Worthy

Waitress: Can I get you something to drink?
Boyfriend: Uh yeah, a Sprite please.
Waitress: Is 7 Up okay?
Boyfriend: Uh…sure.
Waitress: And for you?
Girlfriend: Can I get a Sprite?

New Market
Canadia

Overheard by: meggler

Posted on October 2, 2008
Canadia, Couples, Default, Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Questions, Restaurants, Servers, Stupidity

…Okay, So I Guess It's Just the One

Girl #1: Aren't you proud of me?
Girl #2: I am! But I'm also proud of you for other things, like… (long silence)

Tiger Noodles
Princeton, New Jersey

Overheard by: Brokeass Harem

Posted on October 2, 2008
Default, Feelings, Girls, New Jersey, Questions, Weirdness

“Ovulating or Desperate?”–The New Party Game That's Sweeping the Nation!

Young professional girl: He's cute. But then again, lately I think every guy is cute.
Friend: Are you ovulating?
Young professional girl: No. I think I'm just desperate.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/370549482/smells-better-than-perfume.html

Overheard by: Sigh. Me too.

Posted on October 1, 2008
Beauty, Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, Feelings, Friends, Gender issues, Girls, Overheard in Minneapolis, Sexuality

Due to All the Air.

Girl to friends (while reading horoscope page): I guess it means that, as an Aries, I should just embrace the fact that I'm better than people! (pause) Well, not better, just cooler.

Metro Red Line
Washington, DC

Overheard by: felonaz

Posted on September 29, 2008
Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Train, Washington, DC

We Also Would've Accepted “Lines of Coke” or “a Hooker”

Woman visiting Seattle with daughters: Guess what daddy is doing down in Portland right now!
Four-year-old girl: Going to a bar?

Seattle, Washington

Posted on September 29, 2008
Default, Girls, Kids, Moms, Questions, Washington

Girls