…But Let's Consult Wikipedia to Be Sure.

Girl: Seriously, it's about this guy who fucks his clone and then wonders whether it's gay or masturbation. And that's the whole fucking book!
Guy, after thoughtful pause: No. Totally not gay.

UBC
Canadia

Posted on February 17, 2010
Books, Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Girls, Guys, Masturbation, Sex

…And Be Granted Three Wishes.

Guy to girl: If I had an iPhone I wouldn't need a girlfriend, I would just rub that…

Valparaiso University
Indiana

Overheard by: Rachel Kaiser

Posted on February 13, 2010
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Gadgets, Girls, Guys, Indiana, Sex

But I Can Easily Transition to Toucan Sam

Guy with empty bud light box on head: I look like Cap'n Crunch!

Marquette, Michigan

Posted on February 12, 2010
Compare and contrast, Drinking & drunks, Food, Guys, Michigan, Pop culture

One Just Doesn't Work Without the Other

Festival-going dude: Well, you know me when it comes to pizza and titties!

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: would you like fries with that?

Posted on February 11, 2010
Canadia, Food, Guys, Rack

Ryan Seacrest Was Pissed, Too

Man: Yeah, so the whole night he kept telling us that he had trapped this “goblin” and had locked it under the stairs. So finally, at the end of the night, we went to go check, and found that he had locked a midget in the crawlspace.

Boston, Massachusetts