The Americans with Disabilities Act Says They Are Hot

Scholar: Handicapped people would be hot if they could, like, use their legs and stuff.

Bryn Mawr College
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on January 23, 2016
Colleges & Universities, Idiots, Pennsylvania, Philosophy

And a Bridge Under It

Man in line: They should build a tunnel over the Elizabeth River.

Portsmouth, Virginia

Overheard by: the fly on the wall

Posted on November 7, 2015
Advice, Idiots, Stupidity, Virginia

But Not Enough to Learn What It’s Called

Dreamer: I always wanted to be in the little pokey-outy thing on top of a caboose.

http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/04/man-with-simple-dreams.html

Overheard by: mk

Posted on November 4, 2015
Idiots, Overheard Lines, Stupidity

I Mean Geraniums!

Woman #1: Where did you go to college?
Woman #2: University of Cape Town.
Woman #1: Oh, is that in Virginia?
Woman #2: No, it’s actually in South Africa.
Woman #1: Ohhhh, sorry, I’m bad with geometry.
Woman #2: …
Woman #1: I mean geology!

Ann Arbor, Michigan

Overheard by: Actually, that was my mom.

Posted on September 29, 2015
Education, Geography, Idiots, Michigan, Names, Questions, Stupidity, Women

That Is All the Government Has Allowed Me to Tell You

Health teacher to class: When you become more adult-like, you start to be more like an adult.

Roanoke, Virginia

Posted on September 23, 2015
Age and ageing, Default, Idiots, Stupidity, Teachers, Virginia, Words

Like Richard Simmons

Bimbette #1: Wait, is a bird a mammal? I don’t think it’s a mammal…
Bimbette #2: I think a bird is, like, its own species.

B train
Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on August 22, 2015
Bimbettes, Birds, Default, Idiots, Massachusetts, Questions, Science, Stupidity

I Am So Sick of Blowing Middle-Aged Poindexters

Sorority girl, crying: I’ve been working so hard, and I don’t feel like I’m being rewarded for it.
Professor: What? What do you mean?
Sorority girl, still crying: I mean, if I work so hard, I’ll just die if I don’t get an A.
Professor, irritated: Well, it’s only four weeks into the semester. Why are you worried about your grade now? I don’t guarantee any grades! [Professor leaves.]Sorority girl, to friend: Damn. I should have saved the tears until at least midterm. Now I’ll actually have to do the work. Damn.

University of Nevada, Las Vegas
Nevada