Insults

So Obviously It's Not Bitchy After All

Girl on cell: I overheard some chick at a bus stop talking shit about how some other girl shouldn't have been wearing some outfit because she didn't have the body for it. At first, I thought “what a bitch!” then I realized we have that exact same conversation all the time.

Venice, California

Posted on October 16, 2008
California, Clothes, Compare and contrast, Default, Diet & weight, Girls, Insults, On the phone

The Training Begins in the Womb

Drunk guy: Excuse me assholes, pregnant woman coming through.
Drunk pregnant wife: I fell down the stairs yesterday, my baby is like one of the warriors from 300.

Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: MN

Posted on October 15, 2008
Couples, Default, Drunks, Georgia, Guys, Insults, Movies, Preggers, Pregnancy, Weirdness, Women

That, and She Can't Play Softball for Shit

Teen girl #1: Jenny's gay.
Teen girl #2: I am not!
Teen girl #1: I'm just kidding. You are definitely the most heterosexual girl I know.
(pause)
Teen girl #3: Way to call Jenny a slut.

San Luis Obispo, California

Overheard by: urzzz

Posted on September 28, 2008
California, Compare and contrast, Default, Friends, Girls, Insults, Sexuality, Teens

Take That Little Hat Off It, Timmy

Two-year-old: Daddy, do I have a penis?
Father: Yes, you do.
Two-year-old: Ha ha! Silly penis.

Chicago, Illinois

Posted on September 26, 2008
Dads, Default, Guys, Illinois, Insults, Kids, Penis, Questions

That's the Way You Need It

Man, rolling down window after being cut off in traffic: Motherfucker, you're lucky I'm listening to Journey!

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/355849382/so-thats-the-secret.html

Overheard by: anyway you want it.

Posted on September 25, 2008
Default, Guys, Insults, Music, Overheard in Minneapolis