Which Is Why AA Gives You a Sponsor and Some New Friends

Girl on bus: I've been trying to quit drinking and she was all like, “have some juice with me!” And then she pulls out a half gallon of vodka, and I'm all, “bitch, what you doing?”

Seattle, Washington

Posted on April 10, 2023
Bus, Drinking & drunks, Food, Girls, Insults, Washington

Got My Own Personal Trail Of Tears Over Here

Crazy old white lady trying on wedding veil: So I always wondered why I didn't look good in these things…until 2004.
Disinterested customer: Oh?
Crazy old white lady: Yeah, then I found out I was part Native American. At least 5%.
Disinterested customer (confused): Oh…?
Crazy, old white lady: Yeah. That's why I don't look good in veils. Cause we Native Americans don't wear them.
Disinterested customer: I got married in a courthouse.
Crazy old white lady: I hate to say it since I am part white, but damn those white people!

Goodwill
Altoona, Pennsylvania

Posted on April 6, 2023
Clothes, Crazies, Customers, Default, Family ties, History, Insults, Mental illnesses, Old folks, Pennsylvania, Race, Stores, Whiteys, Women

Elmer and Mrs Fudd Are Justifiably Proud of Their Daughter

PSU freshman (attempting to flirt): Wow, that’s an amazing accent! Is it British?
Cute freshman who says Rs like Ws: Actually, it’s a speech impediment.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/04/library-flirting.html

Overheard by: ellen

Posted on March 28, 2023
Compare and contrast, Default, Insults, Language barrier, Overheard in PDX, Questions, Students

Everything I Chose to Do to You Is Your Fault

Wife: This is the last chance. I’m really going to file for divorce unless you’re willing to work at this.
Husband: I deserve someone that I won’t cheat on.

Omaha, Nebraska

Posted on March 11, 2023
Hubbies, Insults, Nebraska, Threats

Which Possibly Means I'm Growing As a Person

Girl #1: How's your sister?
Girl #2: She's a whore. If she wasn't pregnant, I'd go beat her ass.

University of New Orleans, Louisiana

Posted on March 8, 2023
Colleges & Universities, Family ties, Girls, Insults, Louisiana, Pregnancy

Picture Just a Thigh Wearing Fishnets

Girl: She looked like a mix between a Christmas ham and a hooker.

Princeton, New Jersey

Overheard by: NS

Posted on February 15, 2023
Chicks, Insults, New Jersey

And What Are We? Posers!

Mom: That’s Hollister. Remember what I told you about Hollister?
Toddler girl: Hollister.
Mom: Hollister is for po-sers.
Toddler girl: Posers.
Mom: Po-sers.
Toddler girl, giggling excitedly: Posers!

Garden State Plaza
Paramus, New Jersey

Overheard by: Sar