Lousy Human Condition

Cute girl #1: Do you ever wake up and just smell really bad for some reason?
Cute girl #2, without hesitation: Yeah!

Tufts University
Medford, Massachusetts

Overheard by: concerned about sanitation

Posted on April 13, 2010
Colleges & Universities, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Massachusetts, Sensory experiences

Just Chillin' in Central Park

Man on cell: Did I say Boston? I'm sorry, I was just in Boston, that's why I said that. Atlanta, I'm in Atlanta right now.

Beacon Hill Starbucks
Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on April 5, 2010
Lies, Massachusetts, On the phone, Restaurants, US Geography

Have You Seen His Hair?

Indignant little boy: Beethoven is not creepy!
Little girls, in unison: Yes he is!

Melrose, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Rose Fox

Posted on April 3, 2010
Insults, Kids, Massachusetts, Music

Apparently Ending Sentences with Prepositions Is Not on That List.

Amnesty International worker: Do you guys have a minute to help end violence against women?
Dude #1: I'm Cambridge's one registered Republican. Do you have a minute to talk about the things I don't have a minute for?
Dude #2: Burn!

Harvard Square
Cambridge, Massachusetts

Posted on March 16, 2010
Assholes, Comebacks, Guys, Massachusetts, Time Management

For Sheer Drama, Jersey Shore Has Nothing on the North Shore

Restaurant waitress, ranting: If my family weren't here I would take my shoe off and stab you in the eye with it.

Saugus, Massachusetts

Posted on February 28, 2010
Bartenders, Body parts, Family ties, Massachusetts, Shoes, Threats

Let's All Tweet!

Girl: I just spilled some tea. But luckily it was in a frying pan!
Entire room: Yaaaay!

Smith College
Northampton, Massachusetts

Posted on February 28, 2010
Colleges & Universities, Food, Girls, Massachusetts, Stupidity

Ryan Seacrest Was Pissed, Too

Man: Yeah, so the whole night he kept telling us that he had trapped this “goblin” and had locked it under the stairs. So finally, at the end of the night, we went to go check, and found that he had locked a midget in the crawlspace.

Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on February 8, 2010
Compare and contrast, Guys, Magic, Massachusetts, Stupidity

Why the Fairy Always Dies When His Mom Reads Him Peter Pan

Ten-year-old boy: Dad, why are people clapping?
Father: Because the conductor entered the stage. It's respectful.
Ten-year-old boy: I personally don't believe in clapping for someone unless they've done something.

Tanglewood Music Center
Lenox, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Bystander girl