Teen girl: This skirt is so short! My legs are freezing!
Teen boy: Mine are fine.
Teen girl: That's because of your intense orgasms.
Teen boy: True.
Starbucks
Burlington, Vermont
Overheard by: Sweenan A. Mornstuy
Teen girl: This skirt is so short! My legs are freezing!
Teen boy: Mine are fine.
Teen girl: That's because of your intense orgasms.
Teen boy: True.
Starbucks
Burlington, Vermont
Overheard by: Sweenan A. Mornstuy
Girl #1: Come on! Let’s go!
Girl #2, drinking her milkshake: Could you just be quiet for a minute? I’m kinda in the middle of an orgasm!
Fast food joint
Fairfax, California
Overheard by: slovett
Guy on phone: Nah, nah, it's not cheating! I didn't ejaculate, so it's not cheating!
King's Cross
Australia
Overheard by: highly amused
Woman #1: So, all these women are going skydiving now, because you can have an orgasm against the updraft.
Woman #2 (enthusiastically): Oh, that's great!
Olympic Sculpture Garden
Seattle, Washington
Anthropology teacher: That's just like saying the point of sex is to have an orgasm. If that were the case you could do it yourself! There's no need to involve another person!
University of Delaware
Overheard by: Terrance Williams
Dejected neighbor: Yeah, I know. I’m more suited to kill werewolves than produce orgasms.
Derby, Connecticut
Overheard by: j
Queer #1: Is that pastrami? That was the best pastrami I’ve ever had.
Queer #2: Did you just ejaculate confetti?
Maryland and Euclid Avenue
St. Louis, Missouri
College girl: So how do you masturbate?
Friend: I hump my desk.
College girl: Wait…really?!
Friend: Yeah, it's great. I can go from nothing to orgasm in like, 20 seconds.
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Teen girl on cell: Yes, well, there's excitement, plateau, orgasm… and I forget the last one.
99 Bus
Vancouver
Canadia
Professor: It's hard to have an orgy without orgasms. What? It's true! What're you gonna do, play video games?
University of San Francisco
San Francisco, California
