Irate mother: No, you don't understand. I need to board that plane now!
Stewardess at gate: Ma'm, you cannot board now. There is no airplane at the end of the jetway. Look–no plane out there.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/473032304/i-bet-a-lot-of-people-dont-understand-that-woman.html
Overheard by: delayed flights always make me irrational too
Biking mom to obviously struggling son: Why are you so weak?
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/06/with_the_support_system_he_has.html
Overheard by: also struggling
Girl: You so should have tested it first.
Guy: I did! I used it on my ass the other day.
Girl: And it didn't burn?
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/425989704/want-to-see-it.html
Overheard by: evan.
Grandmother: This salad is just wonderful.
20-ish chick: Yes, but it has raisins in it. I don’t eat raisins.
Grandmother: What? Why?
20-ish chick: I’ve always felt bad for them. They once were so full of life, and then the sun sucked their souls out and left… this.
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/06/a_delicious_source_of_fiber.html
Overheard by: sistersaywhat
Hyper girl pulling out lots of different colored bracelets: I need to change my mood!
Friend: What’s your mood, Dana?
Hyper girl: I don’t know! I’m changing it!
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/03/typical_female.html
Overheard by:
Ebullient coworker on phone: The last thing I saw of Jane* was a nude picture of her taking a bath. It’s her dad’s fault.
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/08/in_her_dads_defense_she_was_6.html
Overheard by: sxoidmal
Chick on cell: Megan! It’s a sorority! Megan! It’s not a whorehouse! Megan!
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/04/potato_patado.html
Overheard by: a passerby who has never been to that… sorority
College girl: You would be amazed by what I can do with the English language.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/413255774/there-are-no-surprises-left.html
Overheard by: and what else can you do?
Drunk 40-year-old dude #1, standing in line for the bathroom: Well, there are four sinks. We only need two with the number of people I've seen wash their hands.
Drunk 40-year-old dude #2: Yeah. There was this one time I was peeing in the sink at home, and my wife walked in. She was pissed. Good times.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/373685741/why-do-people-think-this-is-okay.html
Overheard by: slight overshare
Little boy looking at gorillas: You can tell that one's the dad, because he looks angry.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/318435466/that-method-is-84-accurate.html
Overheard by: rsp
