Co-ed: This is just like a Friends episode, except we’re all ugly.
Poolside
Columbia, Missouri
Overheard by: Jenn
Co-ed: This is just like a Friends episode, except we’re all ugly.
Poolside
Columbia, Missouri
Overheard by: Jenn
Dopey girl: I once figured out the secret of life.
Friend: Really? What?
Dopey girl: You see, that's the problem.
Friend: What do you mean?
Dopey girl: I forgot it.
Friend: Well, that sucks.
Dopey girl: Yeah. I would've made a lot of money off of that too.
Friend: Well, if it comes back to you…
Dopey girl: Oh–don't worry. You'll be the first to know.
Running Track
Loganville, Georgia
Linda: Ugh, this class is so depressing!
Professor: Let’s all take ten seconds to think about baby lambs to make Linda feel happy. [pause] Okay, back to Terri Schiavo!
Marist College
Poughkeepsie, New York
Bimbette: Sex makes everything so complicated. Seriously, I’m going back to being a virgin.
Friend: Honey, you’re never going to be a virgin again. It’s impossible.
Bimbette: What the fuck is that supposed to mean?!
Tucson, Arizona
Guy #1: Neil, you okay? Are you drunk?
Guy #2: Nah, I’m fine. I’ve just taken all the effort out of walking.
Oban, Argyll
Scotland
Loud chick: You don’t kill someone you are trying to have sex with.
Movie theater
Australia
Overheard by: Jessica
Random girl on date: Sometimes I wonder what life was like before playing cards?
Stuttgart
Germany
Philosophy teacher: Nowadays we see faith as blind belief. Is that fair to say?
Blind student: No.
Philosophy teacher: Right, why?
Blind student: I never believe anything blindly.
Santa Ana College
California
Overheard by: Frankie1way
Preppy freshman chick leaving dining hall: So, life decision for today: I want to become a Gummi Bear!
University of Mary Washington
Fredericksburg, Virginia
Overheard by: Anna Deaton
Guy #1: This root beer is really… inspirational.
Guy #2, thoughtfully: Canadians like all types of beer…
Hot Docs Festival
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: Felicity Thistle
