Messy, Uncomfortable, and Potentially Fatal

Girl: I honestly think anal sex is just as bad as fucking a guy with a girlfriend.

http://overheardinlakecounty.blogspot.com/2006/07/is-anal-sex-with-guy-who-has.html

Posted on September 28, 2019
Backdoor, Chicks, Overheard in Lake County, Philosophy

Things Are Very Different in California

Sobbing child: It’s not fair! That’s mine!
Little bully: So what? Don’t cry about it. You’re being so dumb.
Sobbing child: I’m upset! It’s okay for me to cry sometimes!

Preschool
Santa Barbara, California

Posted on September 19, 2019
California, Kids, Philosophy

Good Point —No Effect on Religious Beliefs

Professor: Now, if we did eliminate illness and achieved immortality there might be serious religious repercussions. Can anyone think of how this might affect religious beliefs?
Bimbette: Well, like, if Hitler were immortal, he would, like, go to jail for, like, a million years and then, like, chill out for eternity, you know?

Eternal Youth and Immortality Seminar
Lafayette College, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: knows that Hitler would still be dead because he SHOT himself

Posted on July 20, 2019
Bimbettes, Class, Compare and contrast, Crimes, Education, History, Pennsylvania, Philosophy, Questions, Religion, Stupidity, Teachers

Way to Be Empathetic, Bitch

College girl #1: You know how you tell yourself, ‘It’s okay to spend a lot of money on clothes, because then I won’t have enough money to buy food so I’ll be able to fit into my clothes’?
College girl #2: I never tell myself that.
College girl #1: Oh. Well, I do.

Newbury Street boutique
Boston, Massachusetts