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Drama teacher to girls playing whores in Les Misérables: Come on ladies, skank it up! There's no shame in being a whore!

High School
Utah

Overheard by: Weskimo

Posted on June 15, 2015
Pride, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sexuality, Teachers, Utah

You Have to Earn the Right to Stay in Paradise, Pal

Guido: Dude, I think your girlfriend is going to dump you. You fell off your chair inside and you punched me in the ribs twice when I got up to go to the bathroom.
Drunk Guido: No, she can’t dump me. She lets me put it in her ass!

Outside Restuarant
Baltimore, Maryland

Overheard by: Lauren

Posted on November 5, 2014
Ass, Backdoor, Drunks, Guys, Maryland, Pride, Relationships, Restaurants

Can't Talk. Orgasming.

Girl hottie: Do they give out medals for chronic female masturbators? Because if so… (points to self with thumbs) Super star. I'm talking gold medal, national treasure.
Guy hottie: You're not deterring me! We're getting turkey bacon!

Wegmans
New York

Overheard by: Bronze Medalist

Posted on March 17, 2011
Bragging, Food, Girls, Guys, Masturbation, New York, Pride

…I Don't Have Enough Energy to Go Look It Up.

Mother: Honey, you're not lazy.
Four-year-old son: Yes, I am!
Father, smiling: No, you're not.
Four-year-old son: I am! I am lazy! What does “lazy” mean?

Coral Gables, Miami

Posted on January 22, 2011
Compliments, Florida, Kids, Moms, Pride, Words

Giuliani As a Kid

Girl: My mom is never going to let me go on a field trip again.
Boy #1: Why?
Girl: I left my jacket at the museum.
Boy #2: Wanna know what I left at the museum? My dignity. My dignity and my pride.

BART
San Francisco, California