Her IPhone Cover Looks an Awful Lot Like a Klan Hood

Teen girl: What a bitch! Like seriously, why can't I buy an iPhone cover for my BlackBerry?
Friend: I bet she was being racist.

Toronto
Canadia

Posted on October 19, 2015
Canadia, Cell phones, Default, Friends, Gadgets, Girls, Questions, Race, Teens

No One Would Know!

Teenage girl to friends: They don't let the kids wear makeup at my sister's school! What if you're emo and you can't wear makeup? Then what?

National Ballet
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia

Posted on October 18, 2015
Canadia, Default, Family ties, Girls, Kids, Questions, Teens

Like a Mating Ball Of Snakes

Girl #1, looking through clothes racks: We should spoon.
Girl #2: But then other people might wanna join in.
Girl #1: So?
Girl #2: It could get messy.
Girl #1: Oh, true.

New Zealand

Overheard by: Bianca

Posted on October 10, 2015
Default, Girls, New Zealand, Questions, Weirdness, Words

Lionel Richie: Oh, I’ve Tried.

Wills and Trusts professor: Can you rescind an adoption? Is it possible to say, ‘I’m just not that into you’?

http://overheardinlawschool.blogspot.com/2007/03/sex-and-city-and-family.html

Overheard by:

Posted on October 9, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Kids, Overheard in Law School, Questions, Teachers

Haven't We Established That It's 42?

Dopey girl: I once figured out the secret of life.
Friend: Really? What?
Dopey girl: You see, that's the problem.
Friend: What do you mean?
Dopey girl: I forgot it.
Friend: Well, that sucks.
Dopey girl: Yeah. I would've made a lot of money off of that too.
Friend: Well, if it comes back to you…
Dopey girl: Oh–don't worry. You'll be the first to know.

Running Track
Loganville, Georgia

Posted on October 9, 2015
Default, Druggies, Friends, Georgia, Girls, Money, Philosophy, Questions

No More Scientific American for You, Young Lady.

Teacher: What that show didn't tell you is that ferrets smell like dirty wet dog.
Seven-year-old girl: Well, you know you can get their scent glands removed.
Teacher: Yeah, but is that really good for them?
Seven-year-old girl: I think it's about the same as removing a dog's testicles.

Seattle, Washington

Posted on October 5, 2015
Animals, Balls, Body parts, Compare and contrast, Education, Health & Hygiene, Kids, Questions, Students, Teachers, Washington

When Bess Discovered Pinwheels, She Wanted to Tell the World

Loud guy on cell: A big colorful *what*?

UMaine
Orono, Maine

Overheard by: umm…

Posted on October 4, 2015
Guys, Maine, On the phone, Questions, Weirdness

I Mean Geraniums!

Woman #1: Where did you go to college?
Woman #2: University of Cape Town.
Woman #1: Oh, is that in Virginia?
Woman #2: No, it’s actually in South Africa.
Woman #1: Ohhhh, sorry, I’m bad with geometry.
Woman #2: …
Woman #1: I mean geology!

Ann Arbor, Michigan

Overheard by: Actually, that was my mom.