The Girls Beat the Shit Out of Him After Class

AP English teacher: Can anyone tell me what feminine rhyme is?
Guy in class: Um, rhyme that's not very good?

Winona Senior High School
Winona, Minnesota

Overheard by: Stephanie Miene

Posted on September 16, 2015
Default, Education, Gender issues, Guys, Minnesota, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Teachers

Today's Assignment Is to Find Me a New One

Professor (about a film): It's wrong and confusing.
Student (just back from the bathroom): What's wrong and confusing?
Professor: My life.

Grennaskolan
Sweden

Posted on September 15, 2015
Default, Feelings, Questions, Students, Sweden, Teachers

Thanks a Lot, Abstinence Only Education

Guy on phone: So, wait — if he put it in yo’ butt that mean the baby gon’ come out yo’ ass?

http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/05/happy-mothers-day.html

Overheard by: flash

Posted on September 12, 2015
On the phone, Overheard in Philly, Pregnancy, Questions

Meet the Inventor Of the Bulletphone

Physics student: If you go faster than the speed of sound, can you…hear…into the future?

Kingston High School
Kingston, New York

Posted on September 12, 2015
Compare and contrast, New York, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Science, Sensory experiences, Students

I'll Just Wait Here 'til It Melts

Tour bus driver to American girl: So you aren't doing the glacier hike?
American girl: No way! No one is making me walk up some icy hill!

Fox Glacier
New Zealand

Posted on September 12, 2015
Bus drivers, New Zealand, Questions, Stupidity, Tourist attractions

From Another Disturbing Episode Of The Nail Files

Little boy, stopping in front of a nail salon, horrified: Mommy, what are they doing to these people?!

Wal-Mart
Marietta, Georgia

Overheard by: nezuzu

Posted on September 11, 2015
Georgia, Guys, Kids, Malls, Questions, Weirdness

You’re Also an 87-Year-Old Asian Man.

Girl #1: Hey, I know you! Isn’t your name ‘Laura’?
Girl #2: No, not even close, actually.
Girl #1: Yes, it is. Your name is Laura.
Girl #2: No, it really isn’t.
Girl #1: Well, it is now.

Friendly’s
South Carolina

Posted on September 8, 2015
Default, Girls, Names, Questions, South Carolina

“Action” Might Be Overstating It a Bit

Girl: Wait, I got some action from Alex* once when he was drunk… Does that make me a predator?
Guy: No, guys don’t really mind being taken advantage of.
Girl: Well, because he did pass out on me…

Oak Park, Illinois

Overheard by: Erin