Her IPhone Cover Looks an Awful Lot Like a Klan Hood

Teen girl: What a bitch! Like seriously, why can't I buy an iPhone cover for my BlackBerry?
Friend: I bet she was being racist.

Toronto
Canadia

Posted on October 19, 2015
Canadia, Cell phones, Default, Friends, Gadgets, Girls, Questions, Race, Teens

Sadly Wayne Brady Would Never Attain His Mother's Dream

White mother to white toddler son: You're going to be black by the time we leave!

Grand Sierra Resort Pool
Reno, Nevada

Posted on October 9, 2015
Kids, Moms, Nevada, Parenting, Race, Whiteys

That Hamster Was Extremely Sooty

Gay dude: No, they're just too greasy for me.
Fag hag: Says the Mexican…
Gay dude: Excuse me? I'm black by insertion.

San Francisco, California

Overheard by: i don't like water

Posted on September 23, 2015
Default, Fag hags, Girls, Guys, Queers, Questions, Race, San Francisco, Sexuality

And How You Spent Your Summer Vacation

Black girl on cell: So, uh? So then, you explain what a cracker is to you…

Tacoma Mall, Washington

Overheard by: Troy

Posted on September 6, 2015
Black people, Default, Girls, Malls, On the phone, Race, Washington, Words

Stop Being Black at the Store!

Mom to child yelling and running around: Quit it! You embarrassin' me in front of the white folk!

Memphis, Tennessee

Overheard by: A white folk

Posted on August 11, 2015
Kids, Moms, Parenting, Race, Tennessee

Wait, No, She’s Just Really Tan! Oh My God!

Passerby: Oh my god! Look at that woman’s outfi– Oh, never mind. She’s ethnic, it’s okay.

Tucson, Arizona

Overheard by: Rasputin

Posted on August 11, 2015
Arizona, Race, Strangers

Like That Time You Dragged Me to Popeye’s

Tourist at Folklife Festival: You’re just looking for an excuse to take a picture of a black person.

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2007/07/if-you-pay-very-close-attention-you-can.html

Posted on August 11, 2015
Eavesdrop DC, Race, Tourists

Yeah, They're Always Sitting in the Front Of the Bus

Dude: It's not racial profiling, because every black person breaks the law.

High School Classroom
Englewood, Colorado

Posted on August 9, 2015
Colorado, Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Race, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Stupidity

But Do They Need Math Tutoring?

Suit on cell: And then we'll use the leftover money for the Asians!

Bellevue, Washington

Overheard by: Curious

Posted on August 7, 2015
Money, On the phone, Race, Suits, Washington

Said I Hated Black People Enough for Both Of Us

Black guy to white girl: I hate black people!
White girl: You hate yourself?
Black guy: No. I just hate black people. They're always late. And they tell me to wear my pants down. I made friends with a white supremacist.
White girl: But they hate you!
Black guy: He liked me…

Norman, Oklahoma

Posted on August 5, 2015
Black people, Clothing, Gripes, Oklahoma, Race, Stupidity, Whiteys

Race

Stop Being Black at the Store!