Race

Yeah, Um, About That Jerri-Curl

Camp counselor: Do you have shampoo with you?
Seven-year-old camper: I don't wash my hair. I'm black! Duh.

Rec Center Pool
New York, New York

Posted on September 23, 2008
Compare and contrast, Default, Hair, Health & Hygiene, Kids, New York, Questions, Race, Teachers

Some Guys Prefer to Be Firmly Held

Little kid (skipping and yelling): Tighty whitey man! Tighty whitey man!

Mount Vernon Farmers' Market
Baltimore, Maryland

Overheard by: livin'

Posted on September 11, 2008
Default, Kids, Maryland, Race, Stores, Words

How Heidi Met Seal

Female suit: Do you know how scary it is to have a black man fall on you in the middle of the night?!

Mesa, Arizona

Posted on September 3, 2008
Arizona, Fears, Questions, Race, Suits, Threats, Women

Preschool Storytime Is Very Different in Canadia

Teacher: There was this black guy streaking at night. I mean, it's not like you could see anything!

Canadia

Posted on August 24, 2008
Canadia, Default, Race, Stupidity, Teachers

Kiss Me, KKKate Runs Into Trouble in Rehearsals

Girl #1: Jane*, I've gotten worse…
Girl #2: At what?
Girl #1: At hating Jews.

Tampa, Florida

Overheard by: Laughing hysterically

Posted on August 13, 2008
Default, Florida, Girls, Names, Race, Religion

Massah, I Sho Is Happy You Dink I's Ah Nice Negro

Redneck: I'm not racist or anything, I mean, this guy was a pretty nice nigger. He didn't even try to steal my money.

Adrian, Michigan

Posted on August 11, 2008
Compliments, Crimes, Default, Michigan, Race, Rednecks, Stupidity

…As This Photo Album Clearly Illustrates

Girl #1: Oh my god, black guys have the biggest penises in the world.
Girl #2: No way!
Girl #1: Really, it was as big as my thigh.
Random lady sitting next to them: Oh my god, they are!

Los Angeles, California

Posted on August 3, 2008
California, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Penis, Race, Strangers

Why They Stopped Serving Champagne at UN Events

Dude leaving party: Just remember we have one goal. We have one shared dream, people. It starts with “I” and ends with “no more motherfucking apartheid.”

Kalamazoo, Michigan

Posted on July 24, 2008
Default, Drinking & drunks, Guys, Michigan, Politics, Race