Ummm, We’re at a Wal-Mart in Tennessee.

Mom: Do you want to take your coat off?
Toddler: Go to hell!

Wal-Mart
Hendersonville, Tennessee

Overheard by: Tanner

Posted on July 26, 2015
Comebacks, Default, Insults, Moms, Questions, Should have used a condom, Stores, Tennessee

Penny-Pinchers Are Born, Not Made.

Little girl reading plastic bag: “Value village.” Value village? Do you know what that is?
Mother: It's a store.
Little girl: It just makes me so happy.

Toronto
Canadia

Posted on July 23, 2015
Canadia, Happiness, Moms, Names, Parenting, Questions, Shopping, Should have used a condom, Words

Some Babies Learn to Run Away Before They Can Walk

Loud fat ghetto chick to baby: See dat? See dat baby walking? That's what you need to be doing. I'm sick of carrying yo' ass around.

Target Parking Lot
Florissant, Missouri

Posted on July 15, 2015
Advice, Ass, Chicks, Fat people, Kids, Missouri, Moms, Parenting, Should have used a condom, Stores

Why You Shouldn’t Teach Kids New Words

Four-year-old: Mommy, are you having a breakdown? [Bored mother ignores child.] Mommy, I’m having a breakdown!

National Gallery
Edinburgh
Scotland

Posted on July 2, 2015
Gripes, Scotland, Should have used a condom

Dear Social Services, Something’s Afoot.

Child #1: Let’s play house!
Child #2 to child #3: You’re the baby! [Children #1 and #2 start slapping child #3.]Child #3: Stop the game! Stop the game!

Windjammer Inn
Burlington, Vermont