Nerdy frat boy #1: You know what we should do? Just go buy a video game, sit down, and fucking beat it.
Nerdy frat boy #2: Yeah!
Sorority girl, guffawing: Why would you buy a video game to jack off?!
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: Charlie G.
Nerdy frat boy #1: You know what we should do? Just go buy a video game, sit down, and fucking beat it.
Nerdy frat boy #2: Yeah!
Sorority girl, guffawing: Why would you buy a video game to jack off?!
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: Charlie G.
Sorostitute #1: So, he tried walking me back to his frat house and he was holding my hand… I should’ve fucked him, right?
Sorostitute #2: What? You just met him! And he’s hooked up with Patricia*. I mean, hellooo — bad taste.
Sorostitute #1: I totally should have. I mean, he was holding my hand, after all.
Duke University
Durham, North Carolina
Horny girl: I’m scared! I don’t want to get turned on by a tampon! I don’t want to lose my virginity to a tampon… It’s just, like, vagina creeps me out so bad, like, I look for excuses not to touch it.
Friend: Yeah, vagina is gross. I avoid touching it.
Stauffer Library, Queen’s University
Kingston, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: andrea
Sororitard: I mean, he has, like, clinical depression. That’s like breaking your arm. It’s, like, hereditary.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/01/sundays-best.html
Overheard by: dek
Chick on cell: I mean, I feel kind of dumb, like, registering to vote and, like, not knowing what’s going on and then, like, voting anyway. But, I mean, it’s cool that I can vote.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/10/long-overdue-update-part-1.html
Overheard by: rv
Sorority girl #1: So, like, you still get your period when you’re on the pill.
Sorority girl #2: Yeah, but not when you’re pregnant.
Sorority girl #1: So what’s the point of the pill, then?
Sorority girl #2: It totally makes your boobs bigger.
Airport
Lexington, Kentucky
Sorostitute: Hey, you guys, can police just, like, pull cars over?
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/
Overheard by: pineapple girl
Sorority girl: Guys! Anybody! Help! I just woke up on a couch and I can’t find my jacket, my purse, my shoes, my phone, my wallet, or my gays!
Sorority house
Texas
Sorostitute, about bender: So what time does it start?
Frat boy: I've set my alarm for 9 am. We'll start then. We've got two kegs in and two cases of tequila.
Sorostitute: I'm such a lightweight. I'll probably be passed out by 11. My roommate said “please don't die. If you die, call me.”
Penn State University
Sorority girl #1: Yeah, I'd give him a blow job him if he gave me $100.
Sorority girl #2: So you'd prostitute yourself for low 3 figures?
Sorority girl #1: No! It's not like I would ever have sex with him, no matter how much he paid me! He's disgusting!
Indiana University Southeast
