For the Last Time, It's Called a “Tax Audit”

Party girl: It's a pow-wow!
Party guy: Dude, everyone knows it's not a pow-wow without a fire.
Party girl: I have a sombrero.
Party guy: No, no, that's a fiesta!

Salisbury, Maryland

Posted on June 11, 2015
Language barrier, Maryland, Sorority types, Words

And That's the Last Time We'll Discuss This, Dad.

Sorority girl to another: All I'm saying is that it would be a lot better at home if you used less tongue.

CU
Boulder, Colorado

Posted on June 10, 2015
Advice, Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Colorado, Compare and contrast, Licking, Sorority types

All the Other Races Do It!

College girl to college guy: So you won't marry me but you'll procreate with me?

Glendale, Wisconsin

Posted on June 9, 2015
Frat boy types, Kids, Parenting, Pregnancy, Questions, Relationships, Sex, Sorority types, Wisconsin

There’s Never Really a Good Time to Come Out of the Closet

College girl #1: (laughs hysterically)
College girl #2: Yeah, and while he was balls deep in me too, can you believe that?

Pennsylvania

Posted on December 4, 2014
Balls, Default, Friends, Pennsylvania, Sexuality, Sorority types

Just because I Lead a Life of Vise

Sorostitute, excited: All my friends back at home have me on their phone as tool whore!

Governor’s Square Mall
Tallahassee, Florida

Posted on December 4, 2014
Bragging, Florida, Sorority types

Really? I Couldn’t See It behind Your Asscheeks

Sorority pledge #1 walking in on another: Oh my god, I’m so sorry! Don’t worry, I didn’t see anything.
Sorority pledge #2: Haha, it’s okay, I don’t care — I have a thong on.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/

Overheard by: victoria’s true secret

Posted on November 30, 2014
Overheard at Cornell, Sorority types, Undies

Next Time You Should Totally Come With Me!

Sorority girl on cell: I was so horny and swallowing back puke…it was like I was a freshman all over again.

Tuscon, Arizona

Overheard by: DoingTooMuch

Posted on November 25, 2014
Arizona, Default, Memory lane, On the phone, Sexuality, Sorority types

You'd Best Not Be Bringing That Bag to Our Next Orgy!

Sorority girl #1: That whore stole my coach bag!
Sorority girl #2: Did you call her out on it?
Sorority girl #1: Well, no, it wasn't actually mine yet, but I told her that I was going to get that one like a week ago, and now she's carrying it. (walks past coach girl, who has iPod headphones in one ear, phone up to other ear) Whore!

Central Michigan University

Overheard by: Central Girl

Posted on November 25, 2014
Colleges & Universities, Crimes, Fashion, Insults, Michigan, Sorority types, Stupidity

Just about Thingamajiggies and Doodads

Sorostitute on cell: Like, I don’t know, we hook up every now and then, and we talk… But, like, not about stuff.

Johns Hopkins University
Baltimore, Maryland

Overheard by: LabCat

Posted on November 24, 2014
Gossip, Maryland, Relationships, Sorority types

Um, Did He Give You Money?

Sorostitute: You know how I got my coke whore status?
Roommate: Ummm, how?
Sorostitute: I snorted a line off of Jared’s penis with a hundred dollar bill.
Roommate: Wow.
Sorostitute: That’s not that bad, is it?

Dinning hall, Florida State University
Tallahassee, Florida

Posted on November 21, 2014
Colleges & Universities, Drugs, Florida, Gossip, Sorority types

Sorority types