…Ahem, “Sylbs”

Female college student: Yeah, I tod did that too!
Guy college student: Did you just say “tod” instead of “totally”?
Female college student: Yeah, I never say any words that are more than two syllables!

College
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: Cat

Posted on July 28, 2020
Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Students, Weirdness, Words

And the Duke Lacrosse Party Only Got Better

Sophomore #1: [Whispering.]Sophomore #2: Oh, dude! She is hot!
Sophomore #1: [Inaudible.]Sophomore #2: I would so fuck her!
Sophomore #1: [Inaudible.]Sophomore #2: Dude, I so would fuck her. Like, fuck her up the ass.

Mt. Tabor High School
North Carolina

Overheard by: eating lunch.

Posted on July 27, 2020
Backdoor, North Carolina, Sex, Students

All Those Slip-and-Fall Accidents Are Smitings

Religion teacher to class of girls: And remember girls, always wear a bikini in the shower, because god is always watching you.

Dublin
Ireland

Posted on July 26, 2020
Advice, Bathing, Clothes, God, Ireland, Students, Teachers, Weirdness

Ever Since I Realized I Can Get My Legs Behind My Head

College girl: You would be amazed by what I can do with the English language.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/413255774/there-are-no-surprises-left.html

Overheard by: and what else can you do?

Posted on July 9, 2020
Bragging, Education, Overheard in Minneapolis, Students, Stupidity

Another Year or So and I’ll Be a Sophomore, Though

Male student to female, exiting class: I think maybe I’m just wasting my parents’ money.

Northwestern University
Evanston, Illinois

Overheard by: Muindi F. Muindi

Posted on July 6, 2020
Colleges & Universities, Education, Illinois, Students

I'm Still Not Having Your Baby, Curtis

Large black male student to tiny white female student: Stretch marks are awesome! They make you look like a tiger! (makes tiger claw gesture) Raaar!

High School
Lincoln Park, Michigan

Overheard by: The teacher

Posted on July 4, 2020
Animals, Black people, Compare and contrast, Fat people, Health & Hygiene, Michigan, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Whiteys

Because He’s a Poorly-Drawn Character?

Teacher: Small things amuse small minds, Timothy.
Kid: Then why does Dumbledore laugh at such stupid shit?

Emerald
Australia

Posted on June 28, 2020
Australia, Questions, Students, Teachers

Will It Make a Difference If He’s Guatemalan?

Chick: Just imagine — you go home and your mother has a hot Ecuadorian boy stashed in the back bedroom.

University of Tulsa
Tulsa, Oklahoma

Posted on June 27, 2020
Colleges & Universities, Gossip, Oklahoma, Students

Perhaps Another Bong Hit Will Clarify Things

Professor: What does 95% confidence mean?
Weird kid: It means there are 95 parallel universes between the values!
Professor: Well I don't know about that.

Kalamazoo, Michigan

Posted on June 18, 2020
Education, Michigan, Questions, Science, Students, Teachers, Weirdness

You Can't Shame Me Into the Army

College guy: I'm scared!
College girl: Just do it!
College guy: No, I'm scared!
College girl: Be a man!
College guy: I don't wanna!

Salisbury, Maryland

Posted on June 7, 2020
Advice, Fears, Gender issues, Maryland, Students, Wishes

Students