Didn't They Try That Defense in a Law & Order Episode?

College guy #1: I think racism is just really bad OCD!
College guy #2: Haha, yeah!

University of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Posted on September 24, 2020
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Mental illnesses, Pennsylvania, Race, Students

Yes

Student: I bet half of the kids are still going to show up at the computer room.
Teacher: You think half of them will, or half of them won’t?

East Meadow Drive
Palo Alto, California

Posted on September 21, 2020
California, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Stupidity, Teachers, Words

And I Stopped Listening to Myself Years Ago

Student: Professor, can you repeat that question?
Professor: I can’t remember! I just make this shit up.

American University
Washington, DC

Posted on September 13, 2020
Education, Students, Teachers, Washington, DC

Taught Me the “White Elephant”

College guy: I went to sleep-away camp so long ago my counselor was Jesus Christ!

University of Rochester
Rochester, New York

Posted on September 11, 2020
Age and ageing, Bragging, Colleges & Universities, Default, Guys, Jesus, Leisure, Memory lane, New York, Students

Nine Months Later, I Had You.

Student: So then I turned round and there was a snake in my bacon!

Birchwood Community High School
Warrington
England

Posted on September 9, 2020
Animals, England, Food, Students, Weirdness

I Couldn't Help It– I Kept Shining a Strobe Light on Him.

College girl to three friends, completely serious: Yeah, I guess his penis had epilepsy or something.

College Dining Hall
Pennsylvania

Posted on September 3, 2020
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Maladies, Penis, Pennsylvania, Students, Weirdness

All Teachers Want Is to Fit in

Student: Hey bruh, can I ansuh?!
Teacher: Yeah, sure… Wait, what did you call me?
Student: Bruh?
Teacher, grining: That made my day!

Nashville, Tennessee

Posted on September 3, 2020
Education, Names, Questions, Students, Teachers, Tennessee

Me and My Cocaine Fork Will Be Just Fine

Girl: But I’m graduating soon, so I don’t need spoons anymore!

Montclair State University
New Jersey

Posted on August 20, 2020
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Druggies, Drugs, Education, Girls, New Jersey, Sorority types, Students

…The Fifth Being My Blackberry.

Student selling pink ribbon bracelets: Professor, would you like to buy some bracelets? They're for a good cause.
Professor: Sure, I'll take five. One for each appendage.

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on August 7, 2020
Body parts, Clothes, Default, Pennsylvania, Questions, Shopping, Students, Teachers

Larry Is a Girl?

College student #1: Larry's rug is a trap!
College student #2: Her rug has a penis?

Portland, Oregon

Overheard by: Larissa

Posted on August 2, 2020
Hair, Oregon, Penis, Questions, Students

Students