I Couldn't Help It– I Kept Shining a Strobe Light on Him.

College girl to three friends, completely serious: Yeah, I guess his penis had epilepsy or something.

College Dining Hall
Pennsylvania

Posted on September 3, 2020
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Maladies, Penis, Pennsylvania, Students, Weirdness

All Teachers Want Is to Fit in

Student: Hey bruh, can I ansuh?!
Teacher: Yeah, sure… Wait, what did you call me?
Student: Bruh?
Teacher, grining: That made my day!

Nashville, Tennessee

Posted on September 3, 2020
Education, Names, Questions, Students, Teachers, Tennessee

Me and My Cocaine Fork Will Be Just Fine

Girl: But I’m graduating soon, so I don’t need spoons anymore!

Montclair State University
New Jersey

Posted on August 20, 2020
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Druggies, Drugs, Education, Girls, New Jersey, Sorority types, Students

…The Fifth Being My Blackberry.

Student selling pink ribbon bracelets: Professor, would you like to buy some bracelets? They're for a good cause.
Professor: Sure, I'll take five. One for each appendage.

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on August 7, 2020
Body parts, Clothes, Default, Pennsylvania, Questions, Shopping, Students, Teachers

Larry Is a Girl?

College student #1: Larry's rug is a trap!
College student #2: Her rug has a penis?

Portland, Oregon

Overheard by: Larissa

Posted on August 2, 2020
Hair, Oregon, Penis, Questions, Students

…Ahem, “Sylbs”

Female college student: Yeah, I tod did that too!
Guy college student: Did you just say “tod” instead of “totally”?
Female college student: Yeah, I never say any words that are more than two syllables!

College
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: Cat

Posted on July 28, 2020
Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Students, Weirdness, Words

And the Duke Lacrosse Party Only Got Better

Sophomore #1: [Whispering.]Sophomore #2: Oh, dude! She is hot!
Sophomore #1: [Inaudible.]Sophomore #2: I would so fuck her!
Sophomore #1: [Inaudible.]Sophomore #2: Dude, I so would fuck her. Like, fuck her up the ass.

Mt. Tabor High School
North Carolina

Overheard by: eating lunch.