Also, Dead Horses

Girl #1: Ewww, that tastes like glue! I mean, I imagine if I knew what glue tasted like, it would taste like that.
Girl #2: You know what tastes like glue? Rice noodles.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/

Overheard by: scott

Posted on October 4, 2023
Bimbettes, Overheard at Cornell, Stupidity

Has This Funny Little Moustache…

Skinny blonde: So, yeah, my mom is dating this new guy who’s just kind of awkward and nerdy and, well, he’s just really bad at socialism.

San Diego, California

Overheard by: Molly and Katy

Posted on September 23, 2023
California, Chicks, Gossip, Stupidity

Observing the Employed in Their Natural Habitat

College guy to group, confused by crowd at ten a.m.: I always forget there’s this whole subculture of people who get up before noon.

Connecticut Avenue and R Street
Washington, DC

Posted on August 30, 2023
Frat boy types, Stupidity, Washington, DC

Is There a Toy for Me Anywhere in That?

Small boy: Dad! Dad! Can I have that?
Father: I've told you before, craving leads to attachment.

Toy Shop
Eastern Suburbs, Sydney
Australia

Posted on August 2, 2023
Australia, Dads, Kids, Offers and requests, Parenting, Shopping, Stores, Stupidity, Wishes

If You’re Gonna Be Wrong, at Least Go Top-Shelf

Bimbette, pointing to Che Guevara t-shirt: Jose Cuervo!

Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: SP

Posted on July 13, 2023
Bimbettes, Clothing, Default, Girls, History, Idiots, Massachusetts, Stupidity, Women

Who Says The US Is Last In Geography?

Chick: I can never place his accent–it's like he lives south- but his accent's eastern too.
Guy: Maybe he lives… south east? I don't know.
Chick: No, he lives in Illinois- that's north-south.

New York