You Should See Him Pick His Teeth

Blonde in jacket: I know this guy that totally disemboweled a bomb using only a toothpick.
Demeaning guy friend: “Disemboweled”?
Blonde in jacket: With nothing but a toothpick! Isn't that incredible?

Denny's
St. Louis, Missouri

Overheard by: Gabe

Posted on February 25, 2018
Chicks, Default, Friends, Guys, Missouri, Stupidity, Words

And You'd Have to Supervise the Kids Scrubbing Them Off

Preschool teacher #1: I wouldn't want to spill coffee on those shoes.
Preschool teacher #2: Why not?
Preschool teacher #1: Because they'd get coffee stains on them.

Rumson, New Jersey

Posted on February 17, 2018
Food, New Jersey, Questions, Shoes, Stupidity, Teachers, Weirdness, Wishes

Exactly Who Hollywood Would Cast

Woman #1: I've always wanted to go to London.
Woman #2: I've never really wanted to fly overseas, but one place I would like to go is Venice.
Woman #1: Venice? Really?
Woman #2: Yeah. But I'd like to have a nice Italian man to go with me, like Antonio Banderas.

Bloomsburg, Pennsylvania

Posted on February 13, 2018
About celebrities, Default, Geography, Pennsylvania, Stupidity, Wishes, Women

Say Something to Me in C++

Guy trying to impress girl: So then I mastered a few languages, and after that it was pretty easy to get hired.
Girl: Oh wow! What languages?
Guy: C++.

Yellow Line Train
Washington, DC

Posted on February 11, 2018
Bragging, Default, Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Girls, Guys, Relationships, Stupidity, Technology, Train, Washington, DC

‘Cause I Can Only Think of Star Jones and Ringo Starr

Blonde student to astronomy professor: Can you tell me approximately how many stars there are in our solar system?

Wheaton College
Wheaton, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Amycakes

Posted on February 5, 2018
Bimbettes, Colleges & Universities, Girls, Idiots, Massachusetts, Questions, Science, Students, Stupidity

Why Many People Start Fires.

Tourist chick, looking at rescuer on poster: Wow, if I knew I'd be rescued b a guy as hot as that, I would just jump.

Grand Canyon West Rim
Arizona

Overheard by: Long way down

Posted on January 24, 2018
Arizona, Beauty, Chicks, Stupidity, Tourists

At Least in My Case

Female law student #1: You don't have to know that. You can just 69 it.
Female law student #2: Wait… What?
Female law student #1: You know, 69 it. Get rid of it.
Female law student #2: No honey, it's “86” it. That thing you said is something dirty.

Mississippi College School of Law