Student: Somebody drew a triforce in the bathroom.
Teacher: There’s a penis in the hall and now a triforce in the bathroom?
English Class
Arcadia, California
Overheard by: Sam
Student: Somebody drew a triforce in the bathroom.
Teacher: There’s a penis in the hall and now a triforce in the bathroom?
English Class
Arcadia, California
Overheard by: Sam
Guest speaker: What are the rules for language in this class?
Professor: Go right ahead. You can say ‘fuck’ all you want.
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Sociology professor: Did you ever listen to something the first time and like it, and then later on you change your mind? Like a song you listen to for the second time says “fuck all bitches” and you decide you don't like it after that?
Long Island University
New York
Overheard by: Ashley M.
Biology professor: So how would you go about getting two and a half humps on a camel? It's very important, we need to do that.
Memorial University
St. John's, Newfoundland
Canadia
Overheard by: Mel
Teacher: Okay, so the online quiz is up. You have a week to complete it, in your own time. I suggest, even encourage, you to bring your laptops and get together with your friends and have an “online quiz party”. Last year we had students throwing “online quiz orgies” but that's another story.
Griffith University
Australia
Psychology instructor: If you look at the castle in The Little Mermaid, you'll see there are some phallic subliminal messages…
Student in the back row: It's a giant penis castle!
Psychology Class, Northwestern University
Illinois
Professor on cell: Okay, okay, so get it nice and wet and then put it on.
Ventura College
Ventura, California
Overheard by: Katherine
Professor: People break laws all the time, like stop signs and oral sex.
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Student, discussing paper topics: I’d kind of like to do prostitution… Is that too easy?
Professor: Why not? Prostitution is fun! Everybody likes doing prostitution.
Arizona State University
Tempe, Arizona
Overheard by: Auntie Maim
