Everything Is Coming Together!

Man #1: Hi! How are you?
Man #2 (excited): Great! I'm going through a divorce!
Man #1: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
Man #2 (still excited): Yeah! My wife was with another man!

The Woodlands, Texas

Overheard by: ….what?

Posted on September 27, 2008
Default, Feelings, Guys, Infidelity, Questions, Relationships, Texas, Weirdness

The Thin Line Between Wine Appreciation and Drunken Debauchery

Professor to class (during tasting session): Anybody getting any wood on this one?

Wine Appreciation 101
University of Houston, Texas

Posted on September 7, 2008
Class, Default, Erections, Questions, Teachers, Texas, Words

You Sure You Need a Rocket Launcher?

White trash guy to wife at gun counter: I don't know, honey, that might be too big to conceal.

Academy Sports
Plano, Texas

Overheard by: We're not in Michigan Anymore

Posted on September 1, 2008
Advice, Default, Guys, Shopping, Stores, Stupidity, Texas, Violence

The Wedding Is On!

Guy about stripper girlfriend: I asked her to get STD tested, but she said she was almost done with her chlamydia medication, so it's all good.

Frisco, Texas

Overheard by: C.D.

Posted on August 24, 2008
Default, Guys, Health & Hygiene, STDs, Stupidity, Texas

I May Also Be Kin to This Cheeseburger

Slightly crazy lady to older man sitting nearby: Hey! You look like my uncle Smitty! Are you kin to me?
Old man, startled: Um, no, I don't think so.
Lady: Well, you never know. I did that genealogy thing and it turns out that I am kin to Pocahontas, Thomas Jefferson and half the men that died at The Alamo.

Dan's Hamburgers
Austin, Texas

Posted on August 20, 2008
Compare and contrast, Crazies, Default, Family ties, Old folks, Pop culture, Questions, Restaurants, Texas, Women

And Someone Added a “Y” to the “Ga” Square

(five ditzy girls are looking at a big poster of the periodic table of the elements, and laughing)
Boy, walking up: What's so funny?
Girl: Haha! One of the squares says “Bi”! Hahaha… like “bisexual!”

UT Austin
Austin, Texas

Overheard by: Bismuth.

Posted on August 17, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Girls, Guys, Science, Sexuality, Stupidity, Texas