Texas

You Don't Expect That During Dental X-Rays

Girl on phone: Yeah, and your boobs hang out! It's weird!

College Station, Texas

Posted on October 18, 2008
Default, Girls, Nipples, On the phone, Texas, Weirdness

But I Hear There's a Starbucks There Now

Waiter: I think it would be cool to live on the moon…
Waitress: Yeah, I don't think I could do that. I'm afraid of heights.

Texas City, Texas

Overheard by: TurboCat

Posted on October 15, 2008
Coworkers, Default, Fears, Guys, Servers, Stupidity, Texas, Women

Followed by Fro-Yo

Trendy girl: Yeah, so like, the mom and her daughter went and got abortions together.

Town Center
Sugar Land, TX

Posted on September 28, 2008
Abortion, Default, Family ties, Girls, Stores, Texas, Weirdness

Everything Is Coming Together!

Man #1: Hi! How are you?
Man #2 (excited): Great! I'm going through a divorce!
Man #1: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
Man #2 (still excited): Yeah! My wife was with another man!

The Woodlands, Texas

Overheard by: ….what?

Posted on September 27, 2008
Default, Feelings, Guys, Infidelity, Questions, Relationships, Texas, Weirdness

The Thin Line Between Wine Appreciation and Drunken Debauchery

Professor to class (during tasting session): Anybody getting any wood on this one?

Wine Appreciation 101
University of Houston, Texas

Posted on September 7, 2008
Class, Default, Erections, Questions, Teachers, Texas, Words

You Sure You Need a Rocket Launcher?

White trash guy to wife at gun counter: I don't know, honey, that might be too big to conceal.

Academy Sports
Plano, Texas

Overheard by: We're not in Michigan Anymore

Posted on September 1, 2008
Advice, Default, Guys, Shopping, Stores, Stupidity, Texas, Violence