Unless There’s Something I Don’t Know About DVD Players

Guy on cell: Just because you own one doesn’t make you Mormon!

Barnes & Noble
Southlake, Texas

Overheard by: Autumn

Posted on April 5, 2026
Christianity, Compare and contrast, Guys, On the phone, Stores, Texas

Out of What?

Five-year-old boy: How old are you?
Tutor: Twenty.
Five-year-old boy: Yeah, well, do you know how to make a monkey?

Dallas, Texas

Posted on March 21, 2026
Age and ageing, Animals, Default, Education, Guys, Kids, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Science, Teachers, Texas, Wishes

Texas Finally Catches Up to the Rest of the Country

Teacher: In a representative democracy, if you don’t like who’s in office, what can you do?
Student: Impeach him!
Teacher: Well, that’s too drastic, what else?
Same student: Assassination?

9th Grade World Geography Class
Houston, Texas

Overheard by: amused teacher’s aide

Posted on March 2, 2026
Education, Murder, Politics, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Teachers, Texas

Oh Honey, a Sorority Girl Doesn’t Need a Personality

Sorority girl #1: I should, like, just wear mini skirts all the time.
Sorority girl #2: Why?
Sorority girl #1: I have great legs, they’re my best asset. [quiet pause] But I don’t like my personality.

Dressing Room at Buffalo Exchange
Austin, Texas

Overheard by: Yes! She just redeemed herself

Posted on February 24, 2026
Beauty, Body parts, Clothing, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Sorority types, Texas

Except for This Headline

Serious girl: Nothing important has ever been typed with the thumbs.

UNT Campus
Denton, Texas

Overheard by: Having a Cigarette Break

Posted on January 29, 2026
Body parts, Books, Colleges & Universities, Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Girls, Students, Texas, Words

Must Be a Factory Nearby

Woman, after bring run by kid: Oh, a human male child just ran by me.

Arlington, Texas

Overheard by: Random Dude

Posted on January 19, 2026
Crazies, Kids, Texas, Weirdness, Women, Words

Does Your Violin Bow Double As a Crowbar?

Asian boy trying to open locked door: Man, how am I supposed to open this with my super Asian powers?!

Townview Magnet Center
Dallas, Texas

Posted on January 7, 2026
Asians, Bragging, Default, Guys, Pop culture, Pride, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teens, Texas, Wishes

And Live in a Parental-Notification State

Teen girl #1: Oh my god! Really? Well, even though you’re three weeks late, you totally don’t have to worry until a month after you guys actually did it. So you’ve definitely got at least a week left until you need to start worrying.
Teen girl #2: … Really?
Teen girl #1: Yes, I’m completely sure. You’re totally fine. Golden. Except that you’re 17 and might be pregnant.

Dallas Airport
Dallas, Texas

Posted on December 20, 2025
Advice, Airports & flights, Default, Fears, Friends, Girls, Pregnancy, Sexuality, Teens, Texas

Just Part of What It Means to Be an American

Dude: Is it strange that every time I hear opera, it makes me think of Looney Tunes?

Dallas, Texas

Overheard by: Rosie

Posted on December 16, 2025
Default, Guys, Music, Questions, Texas, TV shows

Just the Decorative Scarring, Then?

Hoochie: I would never get my clit pierced there.

O’Bannon’s Bar
College Station, Texas

Posted on November 25, 2025
Bars & Clubs, Default, Hoochies, Texas, Vagina