Student to other: Do you have your uterus?
Duke Medicine
Durham, North Carolina
Student to other: Do you have your uterus?
Duke Medicine
Durham, North Carolina
Ghetto chick screaming at other: Do you deserve your ovaries? I parked your car for you, bitch!
Porter Square
Somerville, Massachusetts
Overheard by: well, do you?
Guy: The professor talked about the uterus for 20 minutes. Who talks about the uterus in a history class?
Stone Center, Jacksonville State University
Jacksonville, Alabama
Girl on train, not wearing earphones: Rah rah ah-ah-ah! Roma ro ma-ma! Gaga ooh la!
Girl across the seat: I will eat your uterus.
BART
San Francisco, California
Sex ed teacher, drawing something in red marker: It looks like a tooth, but… (continues drawing) …it's supposed to be a uterus!
UW Rock County
Janesville, Wisconsin
Overheard by: Aku
Mother to teenage daughter: Are you sure you don't want anything?
Skinny teenage daughter: Nah. (shrugs) My uterus isn't happy.
(mother raises a quizzical eyebrow)
Skinny teenage daughter: It's all like: “hello, I'm a uterus, and I'm going to bloat my way through for awhile, and push Ms Stomach organ out through Ms Bellybutton.”
Mother: Oh.
Burger King
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: i just work here…
Girl on cell in crowded elevator: Walking through the naked women was supposed to represent, like, going through the birth canal!
Royal Ontario Museum
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: painted_veil
Professor, discussing sperm's passage to egg: “Come and chase me!” That's what the woman says.
Saint Peter's College
New Jersey
Teen girl: I know! It’s the same with my uterus. I just want to rip it out sometimes.
Covington, Washington
Overheard by: Trevor
