Weirdness

Are You Hunting Wabbits?

Drunk girl stumbling down the street with open umbrella on a sunny day: Shhhh, we have to pretend to be sober.

Leeds
England

Posted on August 27, 2008
Default, Drunks, England, Stupidity, Weirdness

You're Always Telling Me I Should Have Goals

Little boy (loudly): I want to eat poop.
Mom (who clearly wasn't paying attention): What, honey?
Little boy: I would like to eat poop.

Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: JessH.

Posted on August 27, 2008
Default, Etiquette, Kids, Massachusetts, Moms, Poop, Weirdness, Wishes

And I'm Like, “What Are You, Crazy?”

Crazy homeless dude: One time this guy called the cops and said I was waiving a scalpel above my head. They put me in an institution for 72 hours. I kept trying to explain to them why I had the scalpel, and they just kept telling me I wasn't a doctor.

Berkeley, California

Overheard by: Brooke

Posted on August 26, 2008
California, Crazies, Default, Homeless, Jobs & Careers, Memory lane, Violence, Weirdness

This Christening Is Going to Rock

Girl to friend: I mean, they have everything. I don't need anything… they have gold, knives, drugs…
Friend: (nods in agreement)

Shopper's Drug Mart
Toronto
Canadia

Posted on August 25, 2008
Canadia, Default, Drugs, Friends, Girls, Shopping, Weirdness

Except for the One Guy Who Said I Could Use a Cup

Bimbette shouting from crowd: Why does everyone want me to eat shit out of their mouths today?

Michigan Tech
Houghton, Michigan

Posted on August 24, 2008
Bimbettes, Colleges & Universities, Default, Euphemisms, Michigan, Poop, Questions, Weirdness

A Good Cargo Pocket Comes in Handy for Almost Anything

Police officer: So that's when they started pulling baseball bats out of their pants?
Guy: Yeah, baseball bats and machetes!

Tysons Corner
Fairfax County, Virginia

Overheard by: Jack

Posted on August 23, 2008
Clothes, Cops, Default, Guys, Questions, Virginia, Weirdness

The Bambi Theme Party Was a Better Idea in Theory Than in Practice

Party host to guest: Watch out for the skunk in the bathroom.
Guest: What?
Party host: Seriously.

Columbus, Indiana

Overheard by: Projection1234

Posted on August 21, 2008
Advice, Default, Indiana, Questions, Strangers, Weirdness

It's Never “Wasted” If You're Using It on the Ones You Love

Random guy: Dudes! I just wasted 30,000 feet of caution tape!

Sheetz
Pennsylvania

Posted on August 18, 2008
Default, Guys, Pennsylvania, Stupidity, Weirdness