Weirdness

Little boy: Mommy, can we go back to the giant trampoline where you said you saw sexy daddy?

Sedona, Arizona

Overheard by: J

Tween to friends: Imagine if Hitler gave everybody hugs!

Baltimore, MD

Woman on phone: Okay, so go past the monkey and we'll be right here!

Harrison, Michigan

Sorority girl: Well, she should stop having abortions then!

University of Michigan

20-something chick on mobile: How many times do I have to tell you? There is no cocaine in my fridge!

University
Queensland
Australia

Overheard by: how many times

Suit on cell: I just landed in Maine. I mean San Diego. What am I thinking?

Airport
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: weary traveler

Guy (watching NuvaRing commercial): I don't know, I would think that taking one little pill every day would be less of a big deal than becoming…a cyborg.

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Claire

Yoga lady: I mean, really: just give me the Eskimo sex, not the cannibalism.

Powell's Bookstore
Portland, Oregon

Overheard by: kate

Woman: So, we didn't check the restaurants to see if they had a dress code, so we couldn't eat anywhere because you had to wear pants.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/314138677/that-is-just-too-inconvenient-for-how-i-live-my-life.html

Overheard by: sxoidmal

British male, contemplating the last two teabags left in the chalet: We'd best save one in case of an emergency.

Orelle
France