I Promise Not to Look at Joan Rivers from Now On

20-something guy: Why are you so concerned about this?
20-something girl: No, seriously. It will split your corneas in half.
20-something guy: Wow, I hadn't thought about that.

St. Paul, Minnesota

Posted on January 24, 2022
Body parts, Default, Fears, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Minnesota, Questions, Weirdness

Really Depends on the Bar

Guy on cell: I don't think we'll be in a bar, considering what we'll be wearing and that we'll be covered in feathers.

Chapel Hill, North Carolina

Posted on January 22, 2022
Clothes, Default, Drinking & drunks, Guys, North Carolina, Weirdness

It Enchants All the Men Who See It

Teenage boy: I'm so ripped my back has a six pack! Six-pack back!

Portland, Oregon

Posted on January 20, 2022
Body parts, Oregon, Teens, Weirdness

Can They Still Call It Martha Stewart Living?

Girl on cell: Wait… Wait! You’re telling me she’s not a zombie? You mean she’s actually dead?

Emory College
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: Zack

Posted on January 16, 2022
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Death & dying, Default, Georgia, Girls, On the phone, Questions, Weirdness

And Just a Heads Up That Your Grades Will All Suck

Professor: We are going to talk about tea rooms. Which involve no tea. Unless by “tea,” you mean “cock.”

Columbus,Ohio

Overheard by: Em

Posted on January 14, 2022
Education, Food, Ohio, Penis, Students, Teachers, Weirdness, Words

If I Get Good Grades This Semester?

Asian girl: Can I have two penises?

Market Street
San Francisco, California

Posted on January 10, 2022
Asians, California, Penis, Questions, Weirdness, Wishes

All Of Hef's Kids Have Asked This at Least Once

Little boy: Mommy, can we go back to the giant trampoline where you said you saw sexy daddy?

Sedona, Arizona

Overheard by: J

Posted on January 5, 2022
Arizona, Names, Parenting, Should have used a condom, Weirdness

At The Same Time?

Tween to friends: Imagine if Hitler gave everybody hugs!

Baltimore, MD

Posted on December 23, 2021
Default, Feelings, History, Maryland, Tweens, Weirdness

…Well Did You Turn Left at the Naked Chinese Guy?

Woman on phone: Okay, so go past the monkey and we'll be right here!

Harrison, Michigan

Posted on December 12, 2021
Animals, Default, Michigan, On the phone, Weirdness, Women

Weirdness

…Well Did You Turn Left at the Naked Chinese Guy?