Paul Bunyan Fantasies Run Wild in the Gay Community

Effeminate tourist guy on cell: So yeah, it was rigidly pressed in the watershed…

Cottage Street
Bar Harbor, Maine

Posted on September 12, 2020
Default, Guys, Maine, On the phone, Tourists, Weirdness

I'm Working My Way Up to Toads Racing Camels Around Post Offices

Girl standing at the bar: I train armadillos to race horses around banks.

Killarney's
Hamilton, New Jersey

Overheard by: I wish I had heard the beginning of that conversation…

Posted on September 11, 2020
Animals, Bars & Clubs, Default, Girls, New Jersey, Weirdness

Nine Months Later, I Had You.

Student: So then I turned round and there was a snake in my bacon!

Birchwood Community High School
Warrington
England

Posted on September 9, 2020
Animals, England, Food, Students, Weirdness

Jamie Lee Curtis Can Be Cruel

Guy to friend: And then she said, “I am not even half the man she used to be.”

Oxford
England

Overheard by: Well, she WAS born in Germany

Posted on September 6, 2020
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, England, Guys, Sexuality, Weirdness, Words

The Real Story Behind “The Rachel”

Party guy: Hey, you cut your hair.
Party girl: I had to.
Party guy: Why?
Party girl: Well, you threw up on it!
Party guy: Who cares if I threw up on it?
Party girl: I do!
Party guy: Oh. (walks off)

Austin, Texas

Posted on September 6, 2020
Cleanliness, Girls, Guys, Hair, Health & Hygiene, Texas, Weirdness

I Couldn't Help It– I Kept Shining a Strobe Light on Him.

College girl to three friends, completely serious: Yeah, I guess his penis had epilepsy or something.

College Dining Hall
Pennsylvania

Posted on September 3, 2020
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Maladies, Penis, Pennsylvania, Students, Weirdness

Now Sack Up and Stop That Screaming!

CPR class instructor: So when they sent the babies to us, they forgot to include the faces…

University of Miami, Florida

Overheard by: Zach

Posted on August 26, 2020
Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Default, Employees, Florida, Memory lane, Weirdness

When College Early Admission Goes Too Far

Psychology professor, discussing babies: If this thing didn't smile, it would be in the trash.

Rutgers University
New Brunswick, New Jersey

Posted on August 25, 2020
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, New Jersey, Teachers, Weirdness

…the Last Time I Was Truly Happy.

Sexy baseball coach: I was shooting pheasants, naked, in Boise, Idaho.

Columbia, South Carolina

Overheard by: Saywhat?!

Posted on August 23, 2020
Animals, Leisure, South Carolina, Teachers, Weirdness

Unfortunately Mr. Trump's Hair Is Heavily Guarded

Girl to another: I mean, I want to touch it. I've always wanted to touch it.

Rancho Cucamonga, California

Overheard by: Katieee

Posted on August 15, 2020
California, Girls, Weirdness, Wishes

Weirdness