Weirdness

Teen comic book geek #1: It's a good thing you're not a figment of my imagination. That would just be awkward.
Teen comic book geek #2: Yeah, totally.

Bookman's
Phoenix, Arizona

Overheard by: adult comic book geek

Girl: He's like a pedophile, but for some reason that just makes me like him more.

Santa Cruz, California

Girl #1: What? Did he think I was going to let him have sex with me?
Girl #2: Or choke you?

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/05/sent-in-april-3.html

Overheard by: Marty

Chick: Guess who's a lesbian couple again instead of creepy incest twins!

Washington Monument
Washington, DC

Overheard by: Ladle

Drunk guy to group of teenagers at McDonald's: Demon? Demon? Demon? Demon…

Florianópolis
Brazil

Overheard by: Marlon

Curious friend: Doesn't your mouth get tired?
Small Asian girl: That's what my hands are for!
Curious friend: Don't your arms get tired?!
Small Asian girl: That's what my mouth is for!
Curious friend: What do you do when both get tired?
Small Asian girl: Oh, that's when he puts it in my butt.

Hoboken, New Jersey

Guy: I'm not going to stop and ask someone, “excuse me, where are your ray guns?”

CVS
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: ZB

Art student: He told me he really relates to my organs.

University of Washington
Seattle, Washington

Drunk guy: Oh my god! Everyone in this room is so ugly!

Irish Pub
Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Jackie

Hipster: You're buying an Ethiopian? I did that once.

Baltimore, Maryland

Overheard by: Tickle Feet