Isn't That an Old Irish Drinking Song?

Neal Patrick Harris lookalike: Okay, okay: no pickle dicks on Molly!

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Posted on June 19, 2020
Guys, New Mexico, Penis, Weirdness

Everyone Feels Like This When They See Tom Cruise

Girl #1: Shit!
Girl #2: What?
Girl #1: I forgot to ask him if he's gay!
Girl #2: But you don't even know him!
Girl #1: I know, and now I've lost my chance…I'll wonder for the rest of my life if he was gay or not. And maybe one day, when I'm old and gray, I'll see him, at a bus-stop maybe, and then I'll try to ask him…and he'll be already on the bus, and I'll never know.
Girl #2: You're kind of a freak.

University of Delaware

Posted on June 19, 2020
Colleges & Universities, Default, Delaware, Girls, Public transportation, Questions, Sexuality, Weirdness

Perhaps Another Bong Hit Will Clarify Things

Professor: What does 95% confidence mean?
Weird kid: It means there are 95 parallel universes between the values!
Professor: Well I don't know about that.

Kalamazoo, Michigan

Posted on June 18, 2020
Education, Michigan, Questions, Science, Students, Teachers, Weirdness

I Don't Think You Have Much Choice

Woman on phone: So you want me to call her anyway and tell her that I'm not coming to a party that I wasn't invited to?

Park Ave
Long Beach, New York

Overheard by: Christina Federici

Posted on June 17, 2020
New York, On the phone, Questions, Weirdness, Wishes, Women

Unless It’s a Naughty Nurse

Stoned frat boy: I have this aversion with talking to dentists… or really anyone who wants to help me with my general health.

SUNY Geneseo
New York

Overheard by: Jeni

Posted on June 10, 2020
Colleges & Universities, Default, Feelings, Frat boy types, Health & Hygiene, New York, Stoners, Weirdness

They'll Tell Us What to Do

Teen, hearing that IBM computer “Watson” is winning at Jeopardy: That makes me so happy! We have robot overlords!

Ithaca, New York

Posted on June 5, 2020
Feelings, New York, Technology, Teens, Weirdness

There's Never a Truce in the Trench Warfare Between the Sexes

Older lady to complete strangers: So the last guy I dated, all he wanted was sex! We were on the beach and we passed a trench, and he was like “I'll put you in that hole!”

Escondido, California